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Sunday, June 18, 2023

Women are like

                                                              Rina Maier - Actress Model - ABS CBN


Women are like ,,, crossword puzzles

Nakakalito sa umpisa ... pero kung nakompleto mo .... nasa cloud nine ka.

Happy Father's Day

To the first man we ever loved, Happy Father's Day! Let's give them the "king treatment" that they deserve
 

Saturday, June 17, 2023

MY Dad


I remember my Dad ... nagbibiro pala ... pero wala pa akong reaction. Palagi na lang delayed reaction. Kung minsan dahil nakita kong pinagisipan niya ang mga jokes niya pinagbigyan ko na rin ... tumatawa ako kahit hindi nakakatawa. 

Paano kasi ... kulang siya sa punchline ... and more often than not wala siya sa timing. Kung kailan ba naman masakit ang ngipin mo ... doon siya mag-crack ng jokes.  At kung napansin ninyo para siyang si Jhong Hilario ng It's Showtime ... ang hilig hilig mag-joke ... sablay naman. At siya lang tumatawa sa mga pa-witty remarks niya.

On Father's Day ... I want to celebrate his day by making a list of clever puns ... at sigi na nga ... para masabi man lang niyang  ... I am a chip off the old block. At dahil wala na siya ... pinili kong pagkain ang motif ... para magiging dominant ang theme at para na ring nasa hapag kainan tayo celebrating Father's Day. 

So what are you waiting for? Choose one of the most catchy phrases you can think of ... and write those hilariously funny puns and make Dad the happiest. It is not every day that you will be together ... so while you still have the time ... make it happen. Here we go:


  • "HOLY BEE ... Holy Toledo ... it's Father's Day. 
  • MANG INASAL you are our CHOW KING.
  • "Dad ... You meet all of the COLA-fications."
  • "You know how to make things BUTTER."
  • "I DONUT know but I choose this song ... how could we ever live without you."
  • "I love you from my head TOMATOES."
  • "Let's TACO 'bout how much you like the BELL bottom."
  • "You did GRAPE job raisin me."
  • "I can't ESPRESSO how much we love you."
  • "You're one in a MELON."
  • "NACHO funny jokes Dad."
  • "Where ever you are I miss you, just in QUESO you didn't know."
  • "I love you, Dad, PHO-real."
  • "It sounds CHEESY & I am not BUTTER-ing you up ...  but you're the best."
  • " Let's drink and LETTUCE celebrate Father's Day with a big bang!
  • "What did the baby corn say to the mama CORN? Where’s the POPCORN?”

I Love You Dad


 “Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, the not yet dads, the stepdads, the moms who are dad, the adoptive dads, the grandads, and the dads who are no longer with us.” UNKNOWN

Friday, June 16, 2023

Pageant Result: Man of The World 2023


The winners of Man of The World 2023 from left to right: Robert Alexander Espaillat - Puerto Rico - Third Runner Up, Henry Wong - Hongkong - First Runner Up, Jin Wook Kim - Korea - Man of the World 2023 - Winner, James Reggie Vidal - Philippines - Second Runner Up, and Lam Kim Khanh - Vietnam - Fourth Runner Up.  The pageant was held at Samsung Theater in Makati City last June 16, 2023.

Choice Cut

 (Some Pinoy programs on TV barely make a glitch on our radar screen, but there were lines uttered that invaded our collective consciousness so much so that we find ourselves echoing its most famous lines in our everyday conversations. Some lines manage to put a smile on our faces making us happy and contented.

The classic lines whether intentional or accidental just resonate with us, because we can relate to the scene and see our lives being lived out onscreen.)


(Conversation between Epy Quizon and Angel Aquino in Dirty Linen)

Ador: BLESSING IN THE SKY talaga at nakidnap ako. Kung hindi ... ako ang laman ng mga news ngayon at ako ang magiging suspect sa pagsunog sa mga labi ng mga biktima.

Feliz: BLESSING IN DISGUISE Ador ... at huwag kang pikon ha ... at kinokorek lang kita.

Pageant Result: Miss Environment 2023

The winners of Miss Environment 2023 from left to right: Juliana Aristizabal - Colombia -Ambassador of the Environment,Flora Puira- Cameroon-  Miss Flora and Fauna, Shannon Robinson - Philippines- Miss Environment 2023 - Winner, Pauline Marare - Zimbabwe - Miss Ecosystem, Savannah Roby - United Kingdom- Miss Paradigm City and Romane Alvies -Sri Lanka - Miss Aqua,  The pageant was held at Fern Residency Turbhe Mumbai India last June 15, 2023.


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