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Mary Jane Lastimosa Iconic Bloopers

Mary Jane Lastomosa Miss Universe Philippines 2014 was just her effervescent self last Sunday in the coronation of the 60th-year celebration of Binibining Pilipinas 2024.

We have been monitoring her hosting skills and so far ... she delivered and held her candle being placed side by side with the loquacious Catriona Gray ... the multiloquent Nicole Cordovez and the verbose Kylie Versoza. I don't know if she made some booboos but the way she acted on the stage you'll never suspect she made some slips (Lapsus linguae) and besides being chatty herself one will always forgive and forget if there's any minor blunder.

I already mentioned this in my previous post when she did make quotable quotes ... but it is worth rehashing.

Kylie Verzosa: What are your thoughts on memorized answers?

Mary Jane Lastimosa: Oh I am being put on the spot. Thank you for that wonderful question. But I believed that as long as ang SAGOT ay hindi CHAROT ... mare ... OK lang yan.

Then out of the blue, she made this unexpected remark: .. "Once a Binibini ... always ready. Really MJ ... not once a Binibini ... always a Binibini? We heard this much over-used line before ... it is almost a cliche that I am refraining from using this line ... because aside from being worn-out and stale ... it is almost moth-eaten and mildewed. Was it included in the script to make people laugh? Was it a Freudian slip? Or a pageantry malapropism

To top it all ... when she was announcing the prizes the candidate would receive she was not blinking at all: "She will go home with a P150,000 cash prize and P500 worth of Beatederm products. Binawasan ni MJ ng P499,500.00. I just hope she didn't pocket it. She didn't even realize the "faux pas" ... despite Nicole Cordovez eye signal that she made a blooper.

MJ Lastimosa was really funny. Di ba pag nagkakamali ang mga beauty queens ... hinahayaan na lang natin?