Malapropism Example Live

I was visiting my friend's grandmother in the hospital ... and she said something like:

"The doctor has prescribed HELIUM to calm my nerves. I saw my friend shaking his head and he told me later: "What she's saying is VALIUM."

I just posted examples of malapropism the other day ... and this example was given to me LIVE? ... in person ... at mainit-init pa? What an honor!

Definition

Word: Pa-Victim Mentality

Definition: Pa-Victim - Sila yong mga tao who relish and take pleasure in the idea na inalipusta sila, ina-api, hinahamak, nilalait at ini-insulto. In short biktima sila. But you don't know the flipside of the story ... and the real story.

Ang hindi ninyo alam ginagamit nila ang "victim mentality" as a means and a way na kaawaan sila ... take control of the situation and get the bonus prize he has long been waiting for - ATTENTION and pity.

Ang kwento nila ay BABALIKTARIN ... para hindi sila magmukhang SALARIN.

Maliwanag ba class? Madalas ginagamit iyan sa politika.  Kung sino ang madalas magsabi  na sila ay poltically persecuted ..... at inaapi ... ang flipside niyan ay sila ang nang-aapi.

Gusto nilang sila ay kaawaan para makakuha sila ng "pogi pints" at maibsan ang gravity ng kanilang maling ginawa.

Gusto nila na sila ay kunyari binu-bully and crucified  pero facade lang pala iyan para mapagtakpan ang mga madilim at malagim na katotohanan .

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