Definition

Sloth to define it bluntly meant a person so slow it looked like he took a tranquilizer shot ... everytime you see him he was almost dozing to sleep. When he sleeps ... he is in sloth mode - they spend only 10 percent of their time. moving. He is too lazy to stop being lazy. In Tagalog, the person has"katams syndrome" or katamaran.  

He wakes up "groggy" after a long nap.  He slept Monday and was surprised in disbelief because it is already Sundaaaaaay. He relishes inactivity and staying idle and indolent are his best features.

Mga Paalala

Sloth is one of the seven capital sins. Someone who is slothful is lazy and unwilling to make an effort to work.

Sloth in Tagalog ay sakit ng katamaran. Just like Juan Tamad siya yong taong nakahilata lang at naghihintay na bumagsak yong bayabas ... na kung gusto lang niya pwede naman niyang akyatin ang puno.

Sila ang mga taong naghihintay lang ng biyaya at milagro sa buhay. Allergic sila sa trabaho. and the worst is ... napabayaan nila ang mga mahal nila ... kaya napipilitan na ang iba na sumalo ng mga responsibilidad na dapat ang TAMAD ang gumagawa.

Sloth Slow Jokes

 

Who lost the SLOW contest between a sloth, a turtle, and a snail?

The sloth ... and he sugar-coats the loss when he said, "everything happened too FAST. By the time I know it the snail and the turtle are inching their way to the finish line."

Wake up ... you sloth!

Sloth Time

 

Talking about sloth doesn't need to be NEGATIVE all the time. Yes it is one of the capital sins but there are POSITIVE things I learned about them:

1. Are sloths really SLOW?  Or am I jumping to conclusions too FAST? My fault ...

2. When the sloth becomes immobile and started to sleep ... don't worry  SLOTH MODE is ACTIVATED.

3. When sloths are lazy to move ... he is PROCRASTINATING. He has a MANANA habit. His favorite line is NOT TODAY!

4.  Sloths are not LAZY ... they are just living out their names: SLOTH.

5.  Sloths are not SLOW ... he is just SLOTH SPEED. If he can move fast like a lion ... then he is not a sloth.

6. When sloths are sleeping (energy-saving mode) it may take a while.

5.  Sloths are not LAZY ... just because they prefer to be inactive and sleep. They just love doing NOTHING.

Sloth Humor

Using sloths as the backdrop, we can make this advice to friends and families especially when things are hard and unbearable.

-Don't HURRY ... be HAPPY.

-Rome was not built in one day.

-Great things take time ... 

-Hang in there like a sloth.

-Take it slow and easy.

-Naptime and chill.

-Don't worry ... Don't hurry.

-Hang out with me ... if you have time.

-Don't give up your dreams ... continue sleeping.

-Slow down ... take your time.

-Get a grip.

-Be patient ... this may take a while.

-I'll get on that ... once I finish my nap.

When everything becomes hectic ... my advice is for you to take a LAZY sloth day. All you need is MINIMAL MOVEMENT and SLEEP all you can. Enjoy life.

Women Are Like ...

                               Kathleen Paton - Miss Eco International 2022- Winner 
 

Women are like ... money.

Kapag WALA ... nakakalungkot.  At pag PEKE ... hindi tinatanggap.

True Colors on Display

By the way salamat ha.  Kung hindi mo ako harap-harapang binastos at binasura ... hindi kita nakilala.

Keep showing your true colors ... the earlier ... the better.

Men are like

                                        Daniel Azurin - Manhunt International Philippines 2017

Men are like ... slippers.

Kung NAWALA sila sa iyo, hindi na pwedeng IPARES sa iba, dahil hindi na bagay.