Question and Answer

When was the last time you had a good laugh? A laugh where you seemed suffocated ... when you were red all over ... or you were almost in tears ... or you peed or lost consciousness from the frivolity of it all?

We all love a good and funny question-and-answer segment in this blog. Like in pageantry, one poses a question, and the rest of us will find the funniest answer.

This is a compilation of the funniest, the silliest, and the most baffling trivia questions. If you found some of the questions ... and even the answers so inane and absurd ... welcome to this stupid nook ... where only the silly will thrive and survive.

Question: Yong taho ba ... kinakain o iniinom? At ano ba ang dapat gamitin ... straw or kutsara?

Walanghiya naman ... ang dami ng problema sa Pinas ... uunahin pa ba natin ito? Mas importante pa ba ito sa pambubully sa atin ng mga tsekwa sa West Philippine Sea?

Kung ako ay gutom ... wala along pakialam kung kinakain or iniinom. Ang importante hindi ako makahypoglycemia. Kung kinain man or ininom it really didn't matter. To each ... his own - meaning every one has the right to do their own preferences.

 

Seriously ... in my experience bilang nagbibigote nang adult ... ang kinakain natin for sure ... mga solid foods at ang iniinom naman ay liquid. Kung solid food ginagamit ang kutsara ... at straw naman kung liquid. Pag sago kinukutsara ... ang arnibal naman pwede ang straw. Pwede mo ring itungga na parang alak ... kung ayaw mo sa dalawa. Problema ba yon?

Pero kahapon ko nakita ko ang kaibigan ko ... ginagamitan ng straw ang taho kahit bumabara sa straw ang sago. Sa totoo lang wala akong pakialam. E di sumisipsip siya ... kung yon ang ikaliligaya niya. As we said to each ... his own!

Life Is Like

Life is like ... riding a bicycle.

You have to pedal to keep moving and maintain STEADINESS and FOOTING ... and BALANCE. We have to move forward despite obstacles ,,, you stop moving and you're dead.

Dumb Question

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: May pahula-an ako sa inyo. Anong hayop ang may habit na ipakilala ang sarili ... by identifying who he is? Kahit hindi ka pa nangtatanong?

1 ... 2 ... 3... 4 ... 5. Ano sirit na? You can never find one except yong T-U-K-O ... T-U-K-O!

Mas honest pa sila sa tao ... huh?. Yong akyat-bahay pinasok na nga lahat ang bahay mo ... gigilitan ka pa sa leeg kung napikon sa mga tanong mo kung sino sila.

Yong tuko naman ... sakaling you are wondering kung sino ang kumakaluskos ... buong ningning silang nagpapakilala: " Si tuko po ito .... nagpaparamdam lang po!"