Dumb Question

If you ask a stupid and a dumb question, in the eyes and ears of the one listening, you are stupid and dumb for asking one.  

However, if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid for not having the balls to ask and press for answers, even if in reality, your inquisitiveness thirsts for answers.

So choose your wild. Ikaw ba ang taong ayaw mapahiya dahil iniisip mo na ang iba will think na stupid at impertinente yung mga tanong mo?

Or ikaw yong tao na di bale nang tanga ang tingin ng iba sa iyo ... ang importante lahat ng katanongan mo ay nasagot at wala kang agam-agam or doubts sa mga nangyayari sa paligid mo?

Or ikaw yung taong parang si Kris Aquino na taklesa… hindi iniisip kung ang mga tanong niya ay nakaka-offend… at wala sa lugar? Tanong lang nang tanong, kesehodang may nasasaktan na?

Sa isang collab concert ng SB 19 at BGYO ... nagkita ang  dalawang magkaibigan.

Francis: Ano ang ginagawa mo dito?

Nabigla at medyo na-offend si David sa tanong. Concert ito ... di lang ba tama na siya ay nandoon para manood at mag-enjoy? Alangan namang mag-GOLF?

Feeling ni David parang ini-ismol siya. Siya lang ba ang may karapatang manood ng concert at gulat na gulat siya na nandoon din ang iba? Siya lang ba ang can afford to shell out his hard-earned money para ma-enjoy ang kanyang gabi?

David: Wala lang (Dry niyang sagot)

Francis: Ano bang klaseng sagot yan? Wala lang? Nandito tayo para manood at magenjoy.

(O di ba ... alam niya rin pala ang sagot.) Wala lang ba siyang masabi at iyon ang una niyang naisip? Ginawa lang ba yon for the sake na makabati lang?

Ingat ingat lag mga tol ... lalo na kapag kaharap mo ay sensitive. Either sisirain mo ang gabi mo ... or sisirain mo ang gabi niya.

Dumb Questions

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Ano kayang sabon ang ginagamit ng mga taong nagmamalinis ... (the sanctimonious ... the smug ... the holier than thou and the moralizing sector of our family and society?)

Answer: I really don't know but my friends can try.  Some say ... a soap with bleaching power.  Another answer ... a soap that scalds. One answered Mr. Clean for a good shampoo ... and still another volunteered Belo ...para mahal naman,

Bakit nagiging self-righteous ka ba kung may Kojic or Glutathione content ang sabon?

What;s In A Name?

Is there a chance for Bruno Mars and Venus Raj to be united in a wedlock? I don't think so ... for one ... Venus is already married!

And two ... Venus will nip the marriage plan in the bud. I don't know about you, but even hypothetically she will feel self-conscious and embarrassed to be called ... Mrs. Venus Mars!

Question and Answer

When was the last time you had a good laugh? A laugh where you seemed suffocated ... when you were red all over ... or you were almost in tears ... or you peed or lost consciousness from the frivolity of it all?

We all love a good and funny question-and-answer segment in this blog. Like in pageantry, one poses a question, and the rest of us will find the funniest answer.

This is a compilation of the funniest, the silliest, and the most baffling trivia questions. If you found some of the questions ... and even the answers so inane and absurd ... welcome to this stupid nook ... where only the silly will thrive and survive.

Question: Yong taho ba ... kinakain o iniinom? At ano ba ang dapat gamitin ... straw or kutsara?

Walanghiya naman ... ang dami ng problema sa Pinas ... uunahin pa ba natin ito? Mas importante pa ba ito sa pambubully sa atin ng mga tsekwa sa West Philippine Sea?

Kung ako ay gutom ... wala along pakialam kung kinakain or iniinom. Ang importante hindi ako makahypoglycemia. Kung kinain man or ininom it really didn't matter. To each ... his own - meaning every one has the right to do their own preferences.

 

Seriously ... in my experience bilang nagbibigote nang adult ... ang kinakain natin for sure ... mga solid foods at ang iniinom naman ay liquid. Kung solid food ginagamit ang kutsara ... at straw naman kung liquid. Pag sago kinukutsara ... ang arnibal naman pwede ang straw. Pwede mo ring itungga na parang alak ... kung ayaw mo sa dalawa. Problema ba yon?

Pero kahapon ko nakita ko ang kaibigan ko ... ginagamitan ng straw ang taho kahit bumabara sa straw ang sago. Sa totoo lang wala akong pakialam. E di sumisipsip siya ... kung yon ang ikaliligaya niya. As we said to each ... his own!

Dumb Question

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: May pahula-an ako sa inyo. Anong hayop ang may habit na ipakilala ang sarili ... by identifying who he is? Kahit hindi ka pa nangtatanong?

1 ... 2 ... 3... 4 ... 5. Ano sirit na? You can never find one except yong T-U-K-O ... T-U-K-O!

Mas honest pa sila sa tao ... huh?. Yong akyat-bahay pinasok na nga lahat ang bahay mo ... gigilitan ka pa sa leeg kung napikon sa mga tanong mo kung sino sila.

Yong tuko naman ... sakaling you are wondering kung sino ang kumakaluskos ... buong ningning silang nagpapakilala: " Si tuko po ito .... nagpaparamdam lang po!"

Dumb Question

 For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Ano ba ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?

(Hindi ako sigurado ... pero mukha namang akma kahit pabaliktarin mo or mag-tumbling kaya.)

Baby oil ... yon na!

More Dumb Questions

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Question: Nalulunod ba ang nakalutang na isda? Or yong nakalutang na isda ... nalulunod ba?

Please put your answers in the comment section below

Question and Answer

When was the last time you had a good laugh? A laugh where you seemed suffocated ... when you were red all over ... or you were almost in tears ... or you peed or lost consciousness from the frivolity of it all?

We all love a good and funny question-and-answer segment in this blog. Like in pageantry, one poses a question, and the rest of us will find the funniest answer.

This is a compilation of the funniest, the silliest, and the most baffling trivia questions. If you found some of the questions ... and even the answers so inane and absurd ... welcome to this stupid nook ... where only the silly will thrive and survive.

Question: Do fish feel they are wet?

Answer: I don't think fish feel or know they are wet.  

But what about you? Have you ever thought you might be immersed in an environment and not know it? Like fish are unaware of being in the water, many Filipinos are just as unaware of who to trust ... especially friends and family members borrowing their hard-earned money.

Related ba ang argument?

Dumb Questions

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny, stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Are chickens really dressed?  Or do they have to be naked to be dressed?

Now ... you tell me!

Dumb Question

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny, stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Which would you rather be? Yong lagi na lang tulog ... or yong lagi na lang walang tulog?

(Ako? ... Yong tulog na dilat?)

Dumb Question

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun. 

Bakit kulay dilaw ang pula ng itlog?

(Confusing talaga ang Tagalog ... kailan ba naging dilaw ang pula aber? Obvious naman na yellow sya. Yung iba medyo orange pero never pa akong nakakitang pula ang itlog.

Or was it because the controversial word yolk sa Tagalog is called "pula" and it was not meant to be a color in the first place sa context ng tanong?

Dumb Questions

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Oscar: Bakit ang isda all their life nageenjoy sa tubig ... bakit malansa pa rin?

(Buti pa ang sardinas may Ligo ... Na-Ligo na nga ... pero malansa pa rin ... hahaha!)

Question and Answer

When was the last time you had a good laugh? A laugh where you seemed suffocated ... when you were red all over ... or you were almost in tears ... or you peed or lost consciousness from the frivolity of it all?

We all love a good and funny question-and-answer segment in this blog. Like in pageantry, one poses a question, and the rest of us will find the funniest answer.

This is a compilation of the funniest, the silliest, and the most baffling trivia questions. If you found some of the questions ... and even the answers so inane and absurd ... welcome to this stupid nook ... where only the silly will thrive and survive.

Question: Vegetarians are those people whose diet consists mainly of vegetables. Ano naman ang tawag doon sa mahilig kumain ng tao?

Answer: Humanitarian!

Question and Answer

When was the last time you had a good laugh? A laugh where you seemed suffocated ... when you were red all over ... or you were almost in tears ... or you peed or lost consciousness from the frivolity of it all?

We all love a good and funny question-and-answer segment in this blog. Like in pageantry, one poses a question, and the rest of us will find the funniest answer.

This is a compilation of the funniest, the silliest, and the most baffling trivia questions. If you found some of the questions ... and even the answers so inane and absurd ... welcome to this stupid nook ... where only the silly will thrive and survive.

Question: What is the condition where one is allergic to cats?

Answer: CAT-astrophic ... otherwise known as CAT-aclysmic. If you die due to a cat allergy, it is called a CAT acomb.

Question Of The Day

Zombies are all around us. Not the Walking Dead but the ones walking around with heads and minds buried in their cellphones. They wander the streets and the shopping malls ignoring the potential dangers that can happen to them.

They are either on their Facebook pages updating their post, watching a video on YouTube, or running after a scam bag whose unsolicited comments never fail to give her early morning frayed nerves.

Maiba tayo para matuwa ka naman.

Question: Ano ba ang national anthem ng mga Smartphone Zombies?

Answer: Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Questions That Have Answers

Question: Is there any word in the English dictionary ... that when it is pronounced RIGHT ... it will be WRONG. And when pronounced WRONG ... is RIGHT?

Answer: WRONG ... come and think of it!

Dumb Question

 For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Kung ang pancit ay pampahaba ng buhay bakit hindi nireresita ito ng doctor?

(Bakit nga kaya? Was it because ... your question is a dumb question?)

Dumb Questions

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Sa mga beauty pageants ... basing on FACE VALUE ... bakit yong hindi mo inaasahan ... ay siya naman ang mga paborito ng mga judges and eventually becomes the WINNER? And the deserving goes home empty-handed?

(Using the line of the song ... Love Comes From The Most Unexpected Places ,,, The Winner Comes From The Most Unexpected Candidates)

Dumb Questions

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Pwede bang "tumayong" nanay ang isang pilay?

( Pwede ... kailangan ba talaga tumayo ... para tawagin kang isang nanay? )

Dumb Question

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny, stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Masakit ba ang "pag-kagat" ng dilim.

(Hindi naman.  Peks man. Wala lang akong makita.)