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Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Which Side Are You? Batongbakal Or Marcoleta?


After finishing the enlightening episode of the Ted Failon and DJ Chacha morning show featuring Atty. Jay Batongbacal’s detailed explanation of the Kalayaan Island Group (KIG) dispute, one cannot help but marvel at the stark contrast between his measured expertise and Senator Rodante Marcoleta’s rather colorful commentary. 

Batongbacal, a maritime law professor with decades of experience, approaches this complex issue like a seasoned chess player—carefully considering each move, its consequences, and the legal frameworks that govern sovereignty and exclusive economic zones. 

His arguments are grounded in international law, precision, and an unwavering commitment to protecting Philippine territory.

Meanwhile, Senator Marcoleta seems to have taken a radically different approach—more akin to someone playing political dodgeball blindfolded. 

During a Commission on Appointments hearing in February 2026, he famously suggested surrendering the KIG outright simply to avoid confrontation with China. 

If this were a script for a political satire show, it would be hard to believe that such blunt nihilism could emerge from an elected official tasked with safeguarding national interests.

 “Why die for something not even within our EEZ?” he asked rhetorically, as if national pride were merely optional add-ons rather than fundamental pillars of statehood.

The sheer audacity of Marcoleta’s proposition is matched only by his remarkable consistency in echoing Beijing’s talking points over time. 

From dismissing the West Philippine Sea as “a creation by us” — which even President Marcos found too far-fetched — to warning against transparency initiatives that document Chinese incursions because they might cause “panic,” his positions read less like policy proposals and more like promotional material for foreign interests disguised as legislative discourse.

What makes Marcoleta’s rhetoric particularly entertaining—in an exasperating way—is his go-to argument: “Do you want war with China?” 

This rhetorical hammer is wielded so lazily that it almost feels like political shorthand for “shut up.” 

Curiously absent from this argument is any acknowledgment that nobody advocating for Philippine sovereignty is actually calling for armed conflict; rather, they emphasize adherence to international law and peaceful enforcement of rulings such as the 2016 Arbitral Tribunal decision that categorically invalidated China’s Nine-Dash Line claim.

In contrast to Marcoleta's theatrical calls for surrender or silence under threat of war lies Batongbacal's sober warning about dangerous precedents. 

He warns that caving into pressure today sets a slippery slope where intimidation becomes an effective tool for territorial grab tomorrow—from Palawan to Zambales or Batanes—turning sovereignty into a game of geopolitical hot potato no Filipino should be forced to play.

Ultimately, watching these two figures debate feels like witnessing democracy in its most dramatic form: one expert armed with facts patiently explaining why giving up isn’t an option; one senator seemingly auditioning for reality TV by throwing caution—and country—to the wind. 

The night-and-day difference between them highlights how critical informed discourse remains in navigating issues where national survival hangs in delicate balance.

Some Senator's Hypocrisy


If the Philippine Senate were a theater, the current performance by the pro-Duterte bloc would be a slapstick comedy tearjerker titled “The Silent Treatment.” 

It’s a fascinating display of diplomatic gymnastics where the rules of engagement change faster than a politician’s party affiliation.

Lately, our favorite senators have been sounding like Zen masters or yoga instructors. "Restraint," they whisper. "Sobriety," they chant. 

They are deeply concerned that the government’s spicy rhetoric against China’s activities in the West Philippine Sea might hurt someone’s feelings—specifically, Beijing’s. 

They want us to de-escalate, remain calm, and perhaps offer a plate of pancit instead of a formal protest.

The irony here isn't just rich; it’s practically deep-fried. These are the same individuals who apparently went on a six-year "digital detox" or suffered a collective case of temporary deafness between 2016 and 2022.

Remember when the former President was busy creative-writing new insults for Barack Obama? When the leader of the free world was being called a "son of a whore" on international TV?

-Senate Response: Crickets. Or poker-faced. They give absolutely no reply or reaction

-The Vibe: "He’s just being authentic! It’s his style!"

When was the US told to pack up its VFA (Visiting Forces Agreement) and go home?

-Senate Response: Nods in agreement.

-The Vibe:  "Self-determination! Asserting our sovereignty!

"It seems the 'DDS School of Diplomacy' has a very specific grading rubric: See the chart below.


  • ScenarioReaction from the BlocEnergy Level
    China water-cannons boats"Let us be calm and seek dialogue."Low-energy, peaceful monk
    The US offers aid/bases"They are meddling in our affairs!"High-octane nationalist
    Duterte curses a Pope/President"It's a metaphor, you guys."Professional PR Spin
    PH Gov't calls out China"This is warmongering! Sobriety!"Concerned parent
    It’s hard not to notice the sudden transformation from 'Fearless Defenders of the Motherland' to "Professional De-escalation Consultants." 
  • When it comes to the West, they are lions; when it comes to the North, they are kittens asking for a saucer of milk. 
  • Calling for "sobriety" only when your favorite superpower is the one being criticized isn't diplomacy—it's just being a good subordinate. 
  • It’s like watching a bouncer who ignores the guy smashing bottles at the bar but threatens to kick you out because your "tone is too aggressive," while asking him to stop. 
  • If consistency were a crime, these senators would be the most law-abiding citizens in the country. 
  • They’ve remained perfectly consistent in one thing: ensuring that their "Manong" in Davao and his friends in Beijing never have to hear a discouraging word.

If the Philippine Senate were a theater, the current performance by the pro-Duterte bloc would be a slapstick comedy tearjerker titled “The Silent Treatment.” 

It’s a fascinating display of diplomatic gymnastics where the rules of engagement change faster than a politician’s party affiliation.

Lately, our favorite senators have been sounding like Zen masters or yoga instructors. "Restraint," they whisper. "Sobriety," they chant. 

They are deeply concerned that the government’s spicy rhetoric against China’s activities in the West Philippine Sea might hurt someone’s feelings—specifically, Beijing’s. 

They want us to de-escalate, remain calm, and perhaps offer a plate of pancit instead of a formal protest.

The irony here isn't just rich; it’s practically deep-fried. These are the same individuals who apparently went on a six-year "digital detox" or suffered a collective case of temporary deafness between 2016 and 2022.

Remember when the former President was busy creative-writing new insults for Barack Obama? When the leader of the free world was being called a "son of a whore" on international TV?

-Senate Response: Crickets. Or poker-faced. They give absolutely no reply or reaction

-The Vibe: "He’s just being authentic! It’s his style!"

When was the US told to pack up its VFA (Visiting Forces Agreement) and go home?

-Senate Response: Nods in agreement.

-The Vibe:  "Self-determination! Asserting our sovereignty!

"It seems the 'DDS School of Diplomacy' has a very specific grading rubric: See the chart below.


  • ScenarioReaction from the BlocEnergy Level
    China water-cannons boats"Let us be calm and seek dialogue."Low-energy, peaceful monk
    The US offers aid/bases"They are meddling in our affairs!"High-octane nationalist
    Duterte curses a Pope/President"It's a metaphor, you guys."Professional PR Spin
    PH Gov't calls out China"This is warmongering! Sobriety!"Concerned parent
    It’s hard not to notice the sudden transformation from 'Fearless Defenders of the Motherland' to "Professional De-escalation Consultants." 
  • When it comes to the West, they are lions; when it comes to the North, they are kittens asking for a saucer of milk. 
  • Calling for "sobriety" only when your favorite superpower is the one being criticized isn't diplomacy—it's just being a good subordinate. 
  • It’s like watching a bouncer who ignores the guy smashing bottles at the bar but threatens to kick you out because your "tone is too aggressive," while asking him to stop. 
  • If consistency were a crime, these senators would be the most law-abiding citizens in the country. 
  • They’ve remained perfectly consistent in one thing: ensuring that their "Manong" in Davao and his friends in Beijing never have to hear a discouraging word.

Ad Hominem: E Di Ikaw Na

Word: Ad Hominem

DEFINITION: is a logical fallacy where an argument attacks a person's character or attributes instead of addressing the argument itself.

The person attacks an opponent's character, appearance or motives rather than answering the points of the dispute or claim.

EXAMPLE: 

Salesman: This car gets better than average gas mileage and is one of the most reliable cars, according to Consumer Reports.

Will: I doubt it—you obviously just want to sell me that car.

ESSAY:

In the hallowed halls of political science, students are taught that a logical argument should be built on facts, data, and sound reasoning. 

In the comment sections of Philippine social media, however, those things are considered optional—much like a helmet on a tricycle or a "No U-Turn" sign in Manila.

Nowhere is this more evident than in the rhetorical world of the DDS (Diehard Duterte Supporters) during the reign of PRRD (President Rodrigo Roa Duterte). 

For the DDS, the Ad Hominem fallacy—attacking the person rather than the argument—wasn't just a logical slip; it was a professional sport, a lifestyle, and a spiritual calling.

The Philosophy: Why Argue When You Can Insult?

The core tenet of the DDS defense strategy was simple: If you can't disprove the corruption allegation, just mention that the critic has a very punchable face or a questionable haircut. 

Why bother with the intricacies of the national budget when you can simply ask the critic, "Amoy sibuyas ka ba?" (Do you smell like onions?)

The relationship between the DDS and PRRD was a symbiotic masterpiece. PRRD provided the "Tatay" energy and the unfiltered late-night talk show vibes, and the DDS provided the digital infantry that ensured no "Dilawan" (Yellow) or "Kakampink" could finish a sentence without being told they look like a disgruntled ampalaya.

Classic DDS Ad Hominem Categories

To truly appreciate the humor, one must look at the specific "flavors" of personal attacks used to shield the administration:

1. The "Mental Health" Maneuver

When a critic pointed out a policy inconsistency, the standard response was rarely about the policy.

  • Critic: "The data shows a decline in FDI due to volatile rhetoric."

  • DDS Response: "Pacheck-up ka na sa Mental Hospital, teh. Masyado kang stress. Mukha ka nang stress drilon."

2. The "Physical Appearance" Pivot

This is the "Gold Standard" of logical fallacies. If a senator questioned the drug war, the DDS would spend three days discussing the senator's forehead size or the specific shade of lipstick they used.

  • Example: "Ang dami mong sinasabi, eh ang laki naman ng butas ng ilong mo. Humihinga ka ba o humihigop ng bagyo?"

3. The "Eh Di Ikaw Na" (The Ultimate Shut-Stopper)

This is the ultimate evolution of the Ad Hominem. It implies that being smart or having a valid point is actually a character flaw.

  • Critic: "Actually, according to the Constitution, Article 7, Section 18—"

  • DDS: "Eh di ikaw na! Ikaw na matalino! Ikaw na ang Constitution! Ikaw na ang anak ni Justice Carpio! Pagod na kami sa talino mo, gusto namin yung tunay!"

The "Tatay" Complex

The relation between the DDS and PRRD was built on the "Father Figure" defense. In this world, PRRD was the "Tatay" who could do no wrong, and anyone criticizing him was the "spoiled brat" neighbor.

If PRRD made a controversial joke, the DDS wouldn't defend the joke; they would attack the critic’s sense of humor.

  • Response: "Ang arte-arte mo. Kaya ka walang boyfriend kasi masyado kang seryoso. Joke lang yun ni Tatay, hindi mo lang gets kasi 'low IQ' ka."

Conclusion

In the end, the DDS era taught us that logic is a fragile thing, easily shattered by a well-timed "Nganga!" or a meme of a crying emoji. 

While the Ad Hominem might be a "fallacy" in a textbook, in the streets of the Philippine internet, it was a weapon of mass distraction and mass destruction.

After all, why debate the South China Sea when you can just tell your opponent that their profile picture looks like a thumb with a wig? 

It’s faster, it’s funnier, and in the world of DDS politics, it counts as a win.

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