Are You Kidding?

:Piliin ninyo yung lider na kung saan ninyo nakikita yung nakita ninyo sa tatay ko/ninyo.:

The statement, if misinterpreted, can be a double entendre. (A double entendre is a figure of speech or phrase designed to have two interpretations. The first meaning is straightforward and innocent, while the second—often revealed through wordplay or puns—is risqué, sexually suggestive, or socially inappropriate)

If you heard ... (sa Tatay ninyo), you choose leaders where you can "see your own Father," and you are looking for mentor figures whose values and actions reflect the qualities you most admired in your own father.

But if you hear ... (sa Tatay ko), it is the height of Political gaslighting, where Davao City Mayor Baste Duterte recently looked a crowd dead in the eye and delivered the ultimate comedy advice for the upcoming election season: “Piliin ninyo ang mga lideres ninyo na nakikita ninyo ang Tatay ninyo ko” (Choose leaders where you can see my Father).

You really have to admire the absolute, gold-medal audacity of this statement. The public immediately spat out their coffee, rubbed their eyes, and asked the universe: You gotta be kidding.

If we are strictly looking for a leader who acts exactly like his "Tatay," let us review the incredibly specific job description Baste is asking the Filipino nation to sign up for:

The "Tatay-Style" Leadership Checklist - According to the historical receipts of the past few years, a true "Tatay-approved" national leader must possess the following elite qualifications:

-The Domestic Specialization: Must be comfortable being caught on national television casually violating the personal space of a sleeping domestic helper. Nothing screams "paternal care" quite like a complete lack of basic workplace boundaries.

-The Theological Upgrade: Must be brave enough to casually look up at the heavens and hurl profanities at God Himself whenever standard rules get inconvenient.

-The Financial Alchemist: Must have the divine ability to pull off a Procurement Miracle. If you can take a small, random company with a tiny ₱625,000 paid-up capital and somehow hand them ₱10.85 billion in government contracts in the middle of a global health crisis, you have passed the test.

Tatay's Pandemic Math: ₱625,000 Capital >>> Magic Scanner >>> ₱10,850,000,000 Contract

If you want to be a leader like Baste’s father, you must also be an expert in structural favoritism. True leaders don't just create public infrastructure; they create a booming ecosystem of Discaya-style mega-contractors, wealthy political middlemen, and well-fed cronies.

And let’s look at their spectacular, flawless track record with the justice system:

A. Target Demographic- Big-Time Corrupt Politicians
-The Standard "Tatay" Procedure - Extensively protected, coddled, or magically granted early release papers.
-The Statistical Outcome - Zero big fish behind bars. The VIP revolving door works perfectly!

B. Target Demographic -The Unrepresented Poor
-The Standard "Tatay" Procedure - Subjected to a brutal, merciless "War on Drugs."
-The Statistical Outcome - Thousands dead. Collateral damage included innocent children who lacked a lawyer, a bodyguard, or a political backer.

What Baste is fundamentally asking the country to do is vote for a specific, highly toxic political brand.

It’s a governing style where profanity replaces actual national policy, fear replaces structural justice, and high-budget propaganda completely deletes objective truth.

When Baste says, "Look for a leader like my Dad," the internet is looking at the history books, the ongoing ICC developments, and the current economic reality.

Are we actually looking for a visionary national leader to guide us into the future, or are we just standing in line to purchase a ticket for a sequel to the exact same national nightmare?

Thanks, Baste, but the country has officially run out of patience for your family’s version of fatherly love.

We’d rather be orphans.

Satire: Marcleta Had aMedical Salad of Medical Diagnosis

The grand premiere of the Philippine Judicial Wardrobe Essentials (Spring/Summer Collection) has its teaser, where the ultimate accessory for a politician facing jail time isn't a high-end leather briefcase—it's a perfectly fitted neck brace, paired with a matching, standard-issue hospital wheelchair.

The internet is currently losing its mind over the latest photos/memes of former Representative Rodante Marcoleta.

Just days after the Sandiganbayan ordered his arrest for a staggering ₱75-million plunder case, Marcoleta underwent a miraculous medical transformation.

The fierce, booming prosecutor of the airwaves suddenly vanished, replaced by a fragile, blanket-draped figure rolling into a private medical suite.

We truly have to thank former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo for this. She revolutionized the legal game. She made the neck brace the official uniform of political inconvenience.

When ordinary citizens get sick, they get a diagnosis. When a high-profile politician gets an arrest warrant, they get a full, multi-course Medical Salad.

Just like when Jinggoy Estrada was facing his own cell time and suddenly developed a fascinating checklist of spontaneous physical ailments, Marcoleta’s chart has become a beautiful, comprehensive grocery list of geriatric complaints.

Let’s look at the terrifying, "life-threatening" conditions currently keeping him in a luxury hospital room instead of a Payatas jail cell:

A. -The "Dire" Diagnosis - High Bad Cholesterol
-The Real-World Critique --Literally 85% of the adult population who eats lechon has this.
-The Scale of Emergency - 0/10. Take a Lipitor and get in the police van.

B. -The "Dire" Diagnosis - Degenerative Disc Disease
-The Real-World Critique - He is an elderly man. What do you expect? Back pain is a mandatory condition for anyone over the age of 60.
-The Scale of Emergency - 1/10. It’s called aging, not a legal exemption.

C. -The "Dire" Diagnosis - Walking Pneumonia
-The Real-World Critique - There are minimum-wage workers currently commuting on buses with walking pneumonia right now. -The Scale of Emergency - 2/10. Drink some water and rest in the cell.

The public is scratching its collective head, asking: What is the big deal? Since when did having standard joint pain and a high love for fatty food become a constitutional shield against a plunder charge?

If high cholesterol could freeze a warrant, half the country would be legally immune to the law.

But the absolute peak of this medical satire is the definition of "Strict Hospital Isolation."

According to his doctors, Marcoleta’s pneumonia is so highly contagious and delicate that he must be kept in absolute isolation, shielded from the harsh environments of a standard detention center.

Naturally, the very first person to breach this "impenetrable, sterile bio-hazard zone" was none other than Vice President Sara Duterte.

[Medical Command]: "Strict Isolation! No external contaminants allowed!"

[Reality]: VP Sara walks in ➔ Robin Padilla gets speed-dialed ➔ Political strategy session begins

It is a truly miraculous strain of bacteria. It is highly sensitive to police officers and jail wardens, but completely docile in the presence of political allies!

While the ordinary patient in isolation is busy resting, hydrating, and contemplating their mortality, Marcoleta and his high-profile visitors are using the hospital tray table to map out their next political explosives for the trial.

You would think that when a person is supposedly sick enough to require a wheelchair, a neck brace, and an oxygen line, their main focus would be internal peace, recovery, and medical science.

Instead, Marcoleta’s hospital room has transformed into a miniature, satellite tactical command center for the Duterte faction's survival.

They aren't checking his pulse; they are checking the news cycle. They aren't auditing his white blood cell count; they are auditing the prosecution's witnesses.

So, congratulations to the legal and medical styling team behind the Marcoleta Rebrand. The wheelchair is immaculate, the neck brace looks sufficiently tight, and the "Medical Salad" menu is thoroughly impressive.

But a word of advice to the scriptwriters: next time you try to gaslight the country into thinking a politician is too fragile for a jail cell, maybe don't invite the Vice President over for a live-streamed strategy meeting.

Because nothing screams "I have walking pneumonia" quite like actively planning a political war from the comfort of a subsidized hospital bed.

When Ther Obvious Threat Is Not A Threat!

In a move that has left standard legal scholars clutching their textbooks, the defense is attempting to convince the Senate Impeachment Court that a widely viewed, internationally covered, raw livestreamed video of the Vice President is just a product of the mind - actually a mass collective hallucination.

The law, however, does not reward theatrical amnesia.

The new PR script is as simple as it is insulting: if you mess up on camera, file a lawsuit against the camera. If the entire nation hears you launch into an unfiltered assassin fantasy, file a motion to cross-examine the nation's ears.

According to the defense, "Not Authentic" is almost equivalent to a magical incantation.

You don’t need forensic data; you just need to whisper it into a high-end microphone and poof—the video evidence is supposed to evaporate from the national memory.

Legally speaking, it takes a lot more than wishful thinking to delete a file from a trial.

Authentic verification requires source tracking, metadata analysis, preservation records, a secure chain of custody, and verified forensic manipulation trails.

Evidence is not defeated by vague insinuations; it is defeated by contrary evidence.

A, -The Legal Framework for Verification - Forensic Audit: Call digital experts, analyze the original file format, check the code structure, and map the upload timestamp

-The DDS Propaganda Strategy - Vague Doubts: Squint at the giant projection screen, look visibly confused, and imply the internet made it up.
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-The Legal Framework for Verification: Cross-Examination: Test the consistency of the stream data and compare it against verified mirrors.

-The DDS Propaganda Strategy: National Gaslighting: Look 117 million people dead in the eye and say, "Are you sure it wasn't raining indoors?"

To claim that a broadcast-quality livestream—which was instantly clipped, reposted, analyzed by international intelligence agencies, and archived by local media—might be an illusion is a special breed of fiction.

It’s the equivalent of standing in the middle of a tropical storm, drenched from head to toe, and arguing that the weather forecast is technically unverified.

The absolute highest peak of this comedic tragedy is the timeline of the defense's excuses. Let’s look at the rapid evolution of the narrative since the video first dropped:\

[Day 1] "It's not an assassination threat! It's just a metaphorical expression of frustration!"

[Day 2] "You are taking the words out of context! It was a hyper-specific emotional reaction!"

[Trial Day] "Wait... what words? Who said that? Is that video even real?

Initially, the defense didn't run away from the text; they just ran away from the legal definition of the text.

They tried to rebrand an explicit THREAT as a colorful workspace figure of speech.

But now that the prosecution has formally entered the digital receipts into the record, the script has flipped completely. Suddenly, the words don't exist, the video is a deepfake, and the public square has apparently suffered a synchronized neurological glitch.

The law is highly sensitive to context, but it isn't stupid enough to ignore plain text. You cannot scream fire, blood, and fury into a public square, then send a team of suits to argue that the public square imagined the echo.

At this point, the defense is no longer just arguing a standard legal case; they are actively auditing the cognitive capacity of an entire country. They are treating the national memory like a temporary social media story that automatically deletes itself after 24 hours.

Let's look at how this scenario plays out across different strata of society:

Ordinary Employee Threatens Boss on Live >>>Terminated before Lunch Break

Vice President Threatens President on Live >>>Constitutional Seminar on Authenticity

If an ordinary corporate worker went live on TikTok and announced a strategic hit plot against the CEO, security would have them out of the building before their morning coffee got cold.

But when you hold a high constitutional office, a violent livestream unlocks an automatic multi-week lecture series on media literacy, procedural technicalities, and political persecution.

The Senate Impeachment Court has the constitutional duty to weigh the evidence. That is the process, and the public respects it.

But there is a massive line between a vigorous legal defense and national gaslighting.

A loud denial cannot function as detergent for dirty facts. There are physical receipts. There are unedited replays. There are digital metadata trails. And most importantly, the Filipino people still possess working eyes, ears, and common sense.

If the ultimate defense strategy is to pretend the nation went blind and deaf at the exact same moment, the only thing they are successfully proving is the sheer depth of their desperation.

Parable of The Sower Vis a Vis VP Sara's Impeachment

It is Sunday, and tomorrow will be the fourth day of VP Sara's impeachment.

Let's call this platform the Plenary Hall of Parables, where today’s reading from the Fifteenth Sunday in Ordinary Time brings us Matthew 13:1-23.

Jesus sat in a boat to address the masses about agriculture, but if he were looking at the Senate Impeachment Court of Vice President Sara Duterte, he would realize that the Parable of the Sower is the perfect topic to discuss, especially since the internet readers are here ... they will mirror the parable and its parallelism with the current impeachment landscape.

Let’s take a look at how the Four Soils perfectly explain the absolute circus of the impeachment trial.

1. The Seed on the Path: The DDS Echo Chamber and The Google Scholars

In the gospel, the seed falls on the hardened path, and the birds immediately swoop down to eat it because there is zero understanding.

-The Trial Parallel: This is the ultimate symbol of the DDS Echo Chamber and Senator Robin Padilla’s search history.

-The Example: When the prosecution presents actual constitutional laws or the Supreme Court rules on evidence admissibility, it lands on the hardened path of the internet. Before the logic can even sink in, the "birds"—in the form of hyper-partisan vloggers and TikTok comment sections—swoop in to devour it. They immediately twist it into "Pwede na magprint ng sariling pera!" or "Fake news ang video!" The information is completely consumed by brainrot before a single seed of understanding can sprout.

2. The Rocky Ground: The Alan Peter & Pia Cayetano Neutrality Rebrand

The rocky ground represents those who receive the word with immediate joy and enthusiasm, but because they have no deep roots, they instantly wither the second the sun beats down and trouble arises.

-The Trial Parallel: This is the Cayetano Brand of Dramatic Impartiality.

-The Example: On Day One, Alan Peter enthusiastically stood up to declare his deep, unyielding respect for the Constitution, proudly rejecting a nomination no one gave him. Pia Cayetano constantly preaches about "fairness" and procedural integrity. They sound like the perfect, fertile ground for justice! But the moment the "heat" of Senator Risa Hontiveros's evidence-driven cross-examination beats down on the courtroom, their deep roots of neutrality are revealed to be non-existent. The performance withers instantly, transforming them back into protective airbags for the defense.

3. The Thorn-Choked Soil: The 32 Million Mandate and the "Mary Grace Piattos" Receipts

The seed that falls among thorns grows, but it is completely choked out by worldly anxieties, the deceitfulness of wealth, and the lures of power.

-The Trial Parallel: This is the Defense Team's Strategy and the missing Confidential Funds.

-The Example: The prosecution tries to plant seeds of financial accountability. They ask about ₱125 million spent in 11 days. But these seeds are instantly choked out by a thick, thorny hedge of distractions: "But what about the 32 million voters who love her?!" and "This is just political persecution!" The deceitfulness of wealth is literally written on the liquidation receipts signed by "Mary Grace Piattos." The truth about public funds is completely strangled by the defense’s anxiety over losing its grip on political power.

4. The Rich Soil: The Composed Prosecution and Alert Citizens

Finally, the seed that falls on rich soil hears the word, truly understands it, retains its common sense, and yields a massive harvest of truth.

-The Trial Parallel: This is Representative Gerville Luistro’s Evidence Panel and the Thinking Public.

-The Example: When Rep. Luistro stands up and calmly states, "Evidence, hindi tsismis," and points out that if a barangay treasurer must account for five hundred pesos, a Vice President must account for millions—that is seed hitting rich soil. For the millions of Filipinos watching at home who haven't let partisan algorithms rot their brains, this seed yields a hundredfold clarity. They see the receipts, they remember the live video threats, and they refuse to be gaslighted. They understand that public office is a public trust, and no amount of theatrical amnesia can erase the dirty facts.

As the sower continues to scatter the trial transcripts across the nation, let us pray that our minds resemble the rich soil—because if we let the thorns of political loyalty choke our common sense, we’ll end up believing that photocopied passports can get us a flight to Japan. He who has ears to hear, let him hear the livestre

Paeant Result: Miss Global Universe 2026

The winners of  Miss Global Universe 2026 from left to right: MJ Kimpton - New Zealand - Fourth Runner Up, Selina Wang - Hongkong - Second Runner Up, Lyndzy Blyss Maranan - Philippines - Miss Global Universe 2026 - Winner, Vanessa Hoong -First Runner Up - Singapore, and Luna de Geyter -Belgium - Third Runner Up.  The Pageant was held in Malaysia on July 11, 2026.

Welfare Of The People Is The Supreme Law

Lately, the halls of the Senate grand building have been echoing with a beautiful, soaring Latin maxim that could make any political science major weep tears of joy: "Salus populi suprema lex esto"—The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law.

It is the very soul of constitutional government! It reminds us that public office is not a privilege, power is not an entitlement, and everything must exist beyond party colors.

It is a flawless, magnificent principle. The only tiny, hilarious hitch is trying to figure out which "people" our esteemed senator-judges are actually referring to when they make the statement.

To understand the profound legislative work being done by the Senate's most vocal defenders, we must look at how the word "people" has been brilliantly redefined in the current political landscape.

A. -The Theoretical Definition - The 117 Million Filipinos: The ordinary tax-paying citizens, commuters, and laborers stuck in EDSA traffic.

-The Cayetano / Padilla / Marcoleta Translation - The 32 Million Statistics: A magical, static pool of 2022 voters used as a permanent legal shield to justify zero financial accountability in 2026.

B.-The Theoretical Definition- Public Trust: The sacred responsibility to explain exactly where hundreds of millions in confidential funds vanished.

-The Cayetano / Padilla / Marcoleta Translation -Political Loyalty: The sacred responsibility to run a rescue operation and scream "Point of Order!" whenever a prosecutor brings out the actual receipts.

C. -The Theoretical Definition - Supreme Law: The constitutional mandate that applies equally to a barangay treasurer and a Vice President.

-The Cayetano / Padilla / Marcoleta Translation - The Comfort of the Powerful: A highly flexible rubber band that stretches to protect dynastic allies, but snaps tightly around ordinary critics.

When Senator Pia Cayetano springs to her feet to lecture the court on "fairness," or when Senator Robin Padilla stands up to share his latest legal breakthroughs courtesy of Google and AI, we are witnessing a state-of-the-art in situational ethics.

They speak passionately about protecting the "welfare of the people." Were they ... really?

But if you look closely at the blocking and the choreography on the Senate floor, their actions look less like an audit of public funds and more like a premium customer service desk for a specific family in Davao.

If an ally threatens to turn a former president into shark bait? Silence. The people's welfare requires a quiet air conditioner.

If an ally blows through ₱125 million in 11 days using receipts signed by a snack food? These two are quiet. The people's welfare clearly includes the creative liquidation of snacks.

But if a prosecutor asks for accountability? It is like an Emergency! They have to stand up! There is a procedural violation! Protect the mandate!

The masterminds of this defense strategy have essentially created a brand-new mathematical formula for constitutional governance:

Political Debt
Supreme Law = ---------------- X Defiant Attitude
Party Colors

In this formula, the "welfare of the people" is completely independent of actual transparency. As long as you can weaponize the memory of an election from years ago, you are apparently entitled to treat the national budget like a personal checking account.

So as the trial pushes forward, we must applaud the sheer dedication of the Cayetanos, the Padillas, and the jailed-but-spiritually-present Marcoletas of the world.

They are proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that power is indeed a responsibility—specifically, the responsibility to protect your political allies at all costs, regardless of how much the ordinary Filipino has to pay for the damage.

Ironies Here ... Ironies There

Si Alan Peter Cayetano - "Ateneo Law ako. Si Pia Cayetano UP Law daw. Ano ba ang mga nangyari sa Senado... pataasan ng ihi?

Si Robinhood Padilla taga-UP din… University of Prison din, sabi ng mga memes.

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Speaking of nilalamon sa pre-trial... nilalamon daw ni Atty. Sheila Sison si Cong Gerville Luistro. Inabangan nga namin ang mga opening statements para makita ang paglalamon in vivid color.

Fake news yata ang balita. Sa nakita ko, maliwanag pa sa sikat ng araw... kung sino ang nilalamon nino.

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House prosecutors claim victory on the second and third day of the evidence presentation. The DDS claims victory over every objection of Atty Narvasa.

Kahit saan mo daanin... DDS palaging panalo na lang, kahit nilalamon. Kahit sa panaginip.

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Napapansin din ang mga dirty tactics ng defense sa pag-cross-examine. The tactic where the defense asks the witness an improper question (or makes a suggestive statement) and immediately withdraws it after an objection ... is known as "insinuendo" or a "speaking objection".

In legal lore, attorneys sometimes deliberately employ this to inject unverified claims and plant seeds of doubt in the minds of the public or the judge, even if the statement is struck from the record.

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May isang question sa impeachment ang hindi nakaligtas sa mata ng mga miron. Ang pahayag ba ni VP Sara sa video ay isang absolute threat o conditional threat?

The mood changed. And the room stood to a stand still. Because if the answer is the former ... ibig sabihin may bigat ang usapin. And if it is that serious ... nobody can just shoo it away from the political debate.

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One alert netizen asked: "Bakit may mga senador na parang sila na ngayon ang nag-aabogado sa kampo ni Inday Sara?

Hindi ba ang tungkulin nila ay senator judges ... hindi ba trabaho nila ay maging batas? Hindi ba tungkulin nila ang timbangin ang ebidensiya ... hindi ang magtayo ng depensa?

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"Kapag ang senator judge ay abala sa pagtatanggol… kaysa pakikinig… natural na nagtatanong ang publiko.

"May kinikilingan ba? May pinoprotektahan? O may kinatatakotan ba?"

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"May ilang senador ang parang nagbibigay ng leksyon sa kapwa senator judge na parang mas mataas ang kanilang position?

Walang senador ang dapat diktahan ang kapwa senator judge kung paano ito mag-isip o bumoto. Kung nangyayari 'yan, hindi na patas ang proseso. At kung hindi patas ang proseso ... diyan nasisira ang tiwala ng taong-bayan."

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"Marami rin ang nakapansin na parami nang parami ang mga taong parang invested na ipagtanggol ang isang panig."

At sa politika ... kapag masyado kang emotional sa isang laban hindi mo na namamalayan na nilalantad mo na ang iyong pagkiling." Nawawala na ang impartiality. Ang pagiging objective.

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Umeksena na naman si Senator Cayetano: Is he trying to threaten the witness? "Ipapakulong kita, Mister Witness, pag nagsinungaling ka under oath.

It is not a threat ... I am just telling you the law." Hindi daw threat ... e ano yon ... tinatakot lang?

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"Si Robin Padilla ay judge na hindi mukhang neutral," complain ng isang netizen.

Mula sa umpisa ... bago pa man maipresenta ang mga ebidensya ... alam na ng mga tao ang hatol niya ... NOT GUILTY! Ganyan siya ka-impartial. Hindi halata.

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Isang netizen ang nagtatanong kung ano ang papel ni Robin sa impeachment ni Manang Inday. Judge ba siya o abogado ni Sara?

Walang impartiality o bias si Binoe, huh?. Kagalang-galang yan. Hindi kayo talaga ililigaw niyan sa tanong na ’yan.

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Sen. Robin suggested na hanapin raw ng witness ang raw file ng live stream ng video na nag-threat daw si Inday? Take note ... live stream hah at ... binobroadcast ang event in real time. Kung deleted na ang livestream sa FB page, malamang pati encoded copy deleted na rin.

Experts said ... "A livestream does not have a 'raw file' in the traditional sense (like uncompressed cinema footage)." Because of the internet bandwidth, cameras immediately compress the video.

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Original at reproduced, pareho lang naman ang mga banta ni VP Sara. Kung ano ang makikita sa original… ganoon din ang makikita sa generated copy.

Whether the video is original or copied ... nagdudumilat ang mga banta ... no sane mind will alter or splice the video if that is what they are insinuating. Masama na ang mga banta ... para qué pa at pasasamain pa? Kung nag-iingat ang NBI ... they will never touch the video with a 10-foot pole. That's not how the NBI operates.

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Robin was quoted as shading the NBI Forensic expert after his cross-examination: "Alam mo talaga ang mga bayaran. Kahit alam nila ang katotohanan, ILILIGAW TALAGA NILA ANG MGA TAO.

Netizens fire back. "Thinkers are doers. Gawain daw nila ’yan ... kaya alam nila ang galawan. "

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"Ang taong marumi ang isip, iyon ang gumagawa ng marumi."Ang pagtingin ng tao sa kanyang kapwa na marumi siya ay madalas na repleksiyon ng kanyang sariling pagkatao at mga sikretong ginagawa.

Si Robin mismo ang magpapatunay diyan. Nang tanungin ng reporter kung alam niya kung nasaan si Senador Bato ... ang sagot niya ay "Kung alam ko, hindi ko sasabihin sa iyo." Get my point?

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Kaya when Robin was accused na tinulungan si Bato na tumakas ... paniwalaan ba natin siya? "Naglalakad lang naman kami. Hindi kami tumatakas. Hindi kami tumatakbo. Ang daming pulis doon. May mga CCTV pa."

"Kahit alam niya ang katotohanan sa pagpuga ni Bato, maatim KAYA NIYANG ILIGAW ANG MGA TAO?

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