UMAYOS KA NA! || HABANG MAY ORAS KA PA! || HOMILY || FATHER FIDEL ROURA

This is a compilation of homilies about our relationship with God. There are 5-6 vignettes of homilies ... so don't be surprised.  But all of the sub-homilies boil down to one thing - they tell us stories about our relationship with Jesus and the people around us ... and how we are connected to HIM.

Funny Signage

If you are a grammar police who usually gets irritated and cannot stand your penchant for the use of the fractured King's language ... incoherent sentence structure and semantics ... mind-boggling syntax and word coordination ... this nook is not for you. 

But traveling from Aparri to Jolo ... we encountered signage in the streets that managed to put a smile on our faces ... even though Robin Padilla's grandiose display of bad opinions ... or China's flexing his superpower muscle ... has riled up and angered our tender sensibilities.

We are here to celebrate (not mock) the little cracks and flaws in the manner we communicate ourselves. All of us make mistakes ... and at a time when a kilo of rice at 20 pesos is next to impossibility ... we need a little outlet to have a hearty laugh.

And no matter how over-use the cliche goes ... Laughter is indeed ... the best medicine.

 What a sale pitch ... and what a graphic invitation to convince someone to buy their goods.

The goal of a sales pitch is to catch a potential customer's attention and convince them to learn more.  But this one takes the cake of being sleazy and unsavory. Pitches can happen anywhere — via email, social media, or in person. 

A great sales pitch should pique the buyer's curiosity and convey clear value.

Dyuk ... Dyuk ... Dyuk

Maritess 1: Naku bes ... magka-amnesia raw si Marianne pagkatapos ng aksidente.

Maritess 2: Huwag naman sana. Pag nagka-amnesia yan ... makalimutan na niya ang utang niya sa akin.

Maritess 1: Ano bang bago? Bago magkamnesia yan ... di ba nakalimutan na niya ang utang niya sa iyo?