Showbiz Shorts

Now it can be told.  Senator Imee Marcos after seeing the film was the maid in Maid in Malacanang.

Isa pala siyang punong abala. She is the producer, and the maid behind the story concocted even before BBM wins. So she juggled herself from earth-quake-struck Ilocos to the movies premiere night, to the rescue of beleaguered Ella Cruz, and back to movies promotions. What a workhorse!

It's A Mad Mad World

 A climate of stupidity made this collection possible.

It chronicles the most outrageous occurrences of shortsightedness, incompetence, and poor judgment.

Not all characters in these dispatches are stupid.  Some are merely ridiculous or momentarily inept.

Others are very bright people who become innocently entangled in improbable situations that turned out to sound stupid.

The papers that reported these occurrences are all reputable mainstream bastions of journalism.

Thanks to them, for without their efforts we will never see any strange news from this strange planet.

Although a lot of us are worried about the threat of crimes in our neighborhood.  The good news is, that there are plenty of crooks who don't realize that they are their worst enemy.

Are you ready? Here we go!

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For a trio of drug thieves, it was their lucky day. They broke into a home in Silver Springs, Florida, and discovered three jars of cocaine. They took it home and snorted the contents. That’s when they discovered that the jars were in fact urns and that they were snorting the cremains of the victim’s husband and two dogs.

Seen Somewhere

 

Dumb Questions

 For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: Ang lamok ba pag natutulog ... nilalamok din?

(Hindi ... nilalangaw)

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