Women are like ... cars.
The lower the MILEAGE ... the better.
Women are like ... cars.
The lower the MILEAGE ... the better.
Men are like ... spare tires.
You never know when you NEED them ... but it is always good to KEEP them in case of emergency.
Mike Defensor, a man known for his political acrobatics and uncanny ability to land on his feet (or at least, near a microphone), has gift...