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Animals Doing The Work of Humans?

If animals could do the work of humans, what would it be?

1. Spider - Web Designer

2. Owl - Proofreader

3. Dog - Security Guard

4. Firefly - Solar Light Installer

5. Elephant- Fire Man

6. Doves - Mail Man/Messenger

7. Giraffe - Basketball Player

8. Horse - Secretary of Transport

9. Cat - Gymnastic Olympian (a la Carlos Yulo)

10. Earthworm - Farmer

11. Squirrel - Stunt Man, Daredevil

12. Bee - Movie Reporter, A Maritess

13. Ant - Soldier

14. German Shepherd - PDEA Agent

15. Dragon - Fire Starter

16. Fish - Life Guard

17. Tarsier - CCTV operator

18. Butterfly - Influencer

Avoid These Animals In The Workplace

Animals That Should be Avoided in a Workplace. They don't possess the right attributes employers are looking for.

1. Snake - they are ambush predators, traitors, backstabbers, and double dealers.

2. Sloth - they are lazy and work-shy. They are averse to work or they just want to avoid it.

3. Tortoise - They are shy and timid. The workplace needs pro-active thinkers, not somebody who will curl up and hide.

4. Parrot - They speak their minds without any worries about whether somebody will get upset or not.

5. Jellyfish.  They have a deadly touch or they can give you a kiss of death.

6. Spider - They can spin an invisible web, a manipulative and deceptive act followed by a passive waiting game to catch unsuspecting prey.

7. Turtle - They are slow-moving and un-energetic. They are almost dreamy and procrastinating.

8. Dogs - They love to lick the boss's ass to get what they want. They are too friendly with big bosses and people in authority.

9. Bats - They are nocturnal ... so they can't possibly work at daytime. Besides they love nocturnal outings and wanderings which makes them somnolent in the morning.

10. Guinea Pigs - They are instinctually wired to hide ... and prevent self from being seen.

10. Vulture- They feed on carrion and dead and decaying flesh almost similar to people who prey greedily on others especially the helpless.

11. Crocodile - They are drama queens. They can give you a phony display of emotion ... insincere sorrow or remorse. The expression "crocodile tears" comes from the fact that crocodile release tears triggered by eating. (fake crying)