Ding ... Saan Ang Bato?

Hinahanap ngayon ng mga netizens si Darna: Nawawala daw si Bato ... 

"Hindi totoo yan," sabi ng kanyang mga kritiko: " Hindi siya nawawala ... nagtatago lang.To use a better euphimism, "Ayaw lang niyang magpakita."

Ano ba yan? sabi ng kanyang supporter. Di ba sinabi niya lately na "Bring it on ... make my day? At sinabi pa niya kay Trillanes na "Ikaw na ang magposas sa akin." Muntik na akong maniwala doon. Palabas lang pala iyon?

Or was it grandstanding plain and simple, so he could gain public approval, often at the expense of substance? Was he just showboating ... or just playing to the crowd?

His detractors have already made a lot of possible masks that will conceal and hide his true persona ... disguises na kung susundin lang ni Ding maitago niya talaga si Bato. And the latest work of art (camouflage) ...takes the cake. Sino ba ang mag-akalang siya yan?

If done properly like the one above ... siguradong makalabas si Bato from hiding ... pwede siyang mag-malling or magwindow shopping na walang pangamba at tatawanan pa niya ang lahat dahil napakagaling ang kanyang prosthetics.

Robin Williams, in his 1993 film Mrs. Doubtfire, paled in comparison ... in substance and in form.

At pwede pa siyang maghabol ng audition sa Mini-me sa ABS CBN's It's Showtime.