MY Dad

I remember my Dad ... nagbibiro pala ... pero wala pa akong reaction. Palagi na lang delayed reaction. Kung minsan dahil nakita kong pinagisipan niya ang mga jokes niya pinagbigyan ko na rin ... tumatawa ako kahit hindi nakakatawa. 

Paano kasi ... kulang siya sa punchline ... and more often than not wala siya sa timing. Kung kailan ba naman masakit ang ngipin mo ... doon siya mag-crack ng jokes.  At kung napansin ninyo para siyang si Jhong Hilario ng It's Showtime ... ang hilig hilig mag-joke ... sablay naman. At siya lang tumatawa sa mga pa-witty remarks niya.

On Father's Day ... I want to celebrate his day by making a list of clever puns ... at sigi na nga ... para masabi man lang niyang  ... I am a chip off the old block. At dahil wala na siya ... pinili kong pagkain ang motif ... para magiging dominant ang theme at para na ring nasa hapag kainan tayo celebrating Father's Day. 

So what are you waiting for? Choose one of the most catchy phrases you can think of ... and write those hilariously funny puns and make Dad the happiest. It is not every day that you will be together ... so while you still have the time ... make it happen. Here we go:

• "HOLY BEE ... Holy Toledo ... it's Father's Day. 
• MANG INASAL you are our CHOW KING.
• "Dad ... You meet all of the COLA-fications."
• "You know how to make things BUTTER."
• "I DONUT know but I choose this song ... how could we ever live without you."
• "I love you from my head TOMATOES."
• "Let's TACO 'bout how much you like the BELL bottom."
• "You did GRAPE job raisin me."
• "I can't ESPRESSO how much we love you."
• "You're one in a MELON."
• "NACHO funny jokes Dad."
• "Where ever you are I miss you, just in QUESO you didn't know."
• "I love you, Dad, PHO-real."
• "It sounds CHEESY & I am not BUTTER-ing you up ...  but you're the best."
• " Let's drink and LETTUCE celebrate Father's Day with a big bang!
• "What did the baby corn say to the mama CORN? Where’s the POPCORN?”