Forget clinical therapy—it turns out the most potent broad-spectrum cure for modern anxiety is a high-dose, single-strip prescription of crisp ₱1,000 bills swallowed whole.
Side effects may include sudden financial relief, an immediate urge to go shopping, and a complete, permanent cure for existential dread.
Side effects may include sudden financial relief, an immediate urge to go shopping, and a complete, permanent cure for existential dread.



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