Comic Relief

Now it can be told. Kaya pala half-smile yong kuha ni Mona Lisa ... at tipid pa. May nagdi-direk pala (Leonardo da Vinci ?) na iwasan ang full-blown smile for aesthetic purposes.

The Irony Of Life

It is a big irony.

Ikaw ang TINATAKBOHAN ng lahat ... pag sila ay  may problema.

Pag ikaw naman ang may problema ... para kang nagiisa ... pakiramdam mo NAGSIPAG-TAKBOHAN ang lahat at ayaw nilang ma-involve sa iyo.

Face Reality

Sumakit ang ulo ng kaibigan ko sa pagKWENTA kung magkano ang sasahurin niya sa katapusan.

Ayan tuloy ... napuyat siya at hindi nakatulog sa pag-KWENTA. Binabangungot lang pala.

Isang walang-KWENTANG KUWENTO ng isang taong walang trabaho.

Caption That

Some people always think FIRST of what makes them HAPPY. They always follow that path even though friends remind you of their excesses.

Since they don't want to listen ... be careful then and watch out. The last time they want to make themselves happy ... maybe is their LAST.

Pinaliligaya mo nga ang sarili mo ... hindi mo man lang iniisip that you are endangering yourself ... nandamay ka pa sa iba. Living life in the edge of the precipice means you are in a dangerous position ... you are extremely close to disaster ... or maybe jail.

It is your CHOICE man ... so when the time comes ... don't blame others for your wrong choices.

Joke ... Joke ... Jpke

(Interview sa isang pamilya sa television: What gadget did you buy lately?)

Son: iPhone

Daughter: IPod

Mother: IPad

How about you Dad?

Father: IPaid.

*TRABAHO NG DIYOS* HUWAG UGALIIN MANGHUSGA | Fr. Joseph Fidel Roura

Men Are Like ...

 Men are like ... Rubik's cubes.

Don't try to change who they are ... or you will never see their old self again.