Short Curcuit

Netizens are giving rave reviews to the doctors of Phil General Hospital. Bago pumasok si Marcoleta sa ospital, naka-wheelchair siya. Pag-alis niya, may himala raw. Nakakalakad na.

Doubting Thomases say otherwise. Nabuking si Marcoleta!

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Balita ni Ramon Tulfo, noong natanggap na raw ni Alan Peter na hindi na siya ang Senate President ... sabi daw ni Sen. Robin, nag-CONCEIVED na raw si Alan.

Hindi nag-CONCEDE? Nakalimutan niya siguro i-Google.

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Ayaw ni Robin ng foreign intervention. Ayaw niyang inuusig tayo ng mga banyaga. Ayaw niya sa ICC.

Makabayan daw siya o maka-Duterte.

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Ayaw niya sa mga banyaga? Kalokohan! 

The other day, inamin niyang komunista daw siya. Is that the reason kung kahit banyaga sila ... kampi siya sa China?

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Tinawag na siyang unggoy ... siya pa ng nagimbento ng mga "rationalizations" na okey lang ... kasi may mga brown naman or yellow na unggoy.

Sigi mag-unggoy-ungoyan tayo.

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Kung pakinggan mo si Alan Peter sa kanyang live-selling pati na rin sa impeachment trial ... pihikan at estrikto siyang tao. He is detail-oriented, highly exact, and carefully thorough. Nagtataka ang mga netizens, dahil alam naman ni Alan ang tama at mali ... pero kung ipagtanggol niya si Sara ... nakalimutan niyang siya ay senator-judge.

Your honor ... your bias is showing.

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On the 7th day of the impeachment trial ... Alan Peter Cayetano is so full of himself. He is Mr. Know It All ... alright. Dogmatic na ... narcissistic pa.

Sa ruling ni Chiz Escudero, he said: "I was right ... but I was overruled.

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Alan made a blunder when he included Imee Marcos na isang abogado daw sa Senado.

Nakataas ang kilay ng mga netizens.  May alam ba sila na hindi natin alam?

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Salvador Panelo accused a member of the prosecution panel of unnecessarily prolonging the impeachment of VP Sara, alleging that the lawyer wants more national television exposure.

Hindi ba nakita ni Panelo who is delaying the proceedings? Si Alan Peter, Pia at si Robin. In that order.

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During the 2016 campaign, Alan and PRRD publicly pushed for the lifting of bank secrecy for public officials and signed waivers to open their own accounts to public scrutiny. 

Sara wants something different in 2026.  She wants the bank to mind its own business.

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Despite the PNP pull-out, Sara Duterte still has 320 security personnel. Sa dami niyan, ano ang nirereklamo niya? 

She condemned the withdrawal of 75 police officers from her security group as "political harassment" and accused the PNP chief of fabricating lies to justify the move.

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Feeling entitled ba siya? With that number, maybe some of his security are already sleeping in their jobs.

That's more than the President,” Remulla told reporters. Padamihan ngayon ng security ang laban?

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Even when the going gets tough ... the tough gets goin. Mataas pa rin ang satisfaction rating ni Inday. Paano?

Everyone is satisfied na patuloy pa rin ang pakikipagpatintero at pagtago niya sa kanyang impeachment. Consistent lang!

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