One Liners

 

Hibiscus Of The Day: Rema 2

Hibiscus ID: Rema 2

Can Be Seen at Main Street

Bought from X-Tin's Garden in Pavia

VXON 'Breaking Bad' Official MV

Abraham's Humor

                                           (The models and the brand  is not in any way related  to the comment)

Met an old friend at LRT. Ang damit branded ... OXYGEN ang tatak ... pero the armpit I suspect (if you can see ... I am bitter) is belching the colorless, odorless, tasteless but toxic CARBON MONOXIDE!

Sorry ... I was turned off by the experience.  I should have met the guy under pleasant circumstances. Mataas pa naman ang respeto ko sa kanya ... at inilagay ko pa siya sa pedestal.

In showbiz lingo ... gumuho itong parang kastilyong buhangin!

Hugot Lines

 

Women Are Like ...

     

Yllana Marie Aduana - Miss Earth Philipippines 2023

Women are like ... police officers.

When you ARGUE with them ... everything you SAY can and will be used against you.

Department Stores Etiquette

Overheard sa isang department store: "Mam ... ito ang the best para sa mga acne and pimples."

"Sir -i-try ninyo ang shampoong ito for your dandruff."

"Ale ... ito ang state-of-the-art na sabon para sa mga gustong pumuti."

Naririnig ninyo ba ang mga sarili ninyo? Kailangan bang ipamukha sa amin ang aming mga kakulangan at kapintasan? It is high time these department stores need to develop a script - lines that will encourage the customers to listen instead of driving them out of the store ... dahil lang sa pagiging taklesa ninyo.

The fundamental rule is to think about the customer and put yourself in his shoes. How would you want to be treated? is the basic question.