Political Shorts

Bakit may mga politikong katulad nito?

Bakit kung sila ay INI-IMTAHAN ng senado o Malacanang ... hindi sila DUMADALO? May iniiwasan ba?

Kung dumalo naman ... wala kang mahita sa kanya.  Ang mga sagot ay deceptive at makikitang mong he is avoiding the issue. "Hindi ko po maaalala your honor."

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At bakit kung may mga rally o pagtitipon na walang IMBITASYON ... NAGSUSUMIKSIK sila. Hindi mo talaga inaasahang a-attend ... pero nandoon nga, May gusto silang patunayan?

At bakit yong mga pagkataon na dapat nandoon sila ... ABSENT sila. At yong mga pagtitipon na hindi kailangan nandoon sila ... aba milagrong ... PRESENT? 

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Huwag Nang Magtanong!

Translation ng PORKCHOP in Tagalog? Huwag ng lumayo tol ... simple lang ang sagot ... PIGHATI.

Porkchop is a loin slice of a pig meat. Kapag hiniwa mo ang baboy ... hinati mo ang baboy ... kaya PIG-HATI. That simple. Huwag nang magtanong kung bakit ... please ... Huwag nang magusisa pa .... basta tanggapin ninyo na lang. Ang makulit may parusa.

Basta the closest I can think of why porkchop is pighati ...is when you eat too much of it ... nagka-stroke ka ... hindi ka makalakad ... ang daming hospital bills ... at nasa kama ka lang.

Showbiz Shorts

Kanta ni Moira: PINAGTAGPO pero hindi TINADHANA ...

Kanta ni Moira waiting for its debut: PINA-UTANG pero hindi NAGBAYAD.

Floating Bridge

 

Amazing Earth

 If Dingdong Dantes has Amazing Earth on TV ,,, this blog has an Amazing Earth series that will leave you breathless as your jaw drops either in disbelief or a state of shock.  Let me remind our readers that the photos are not ours ... so kudos to the person who owns the images.  We are just too happy to share them with you ... that man since time immemorial has created a lot of stupefying ideas only a genius can think.  They made these ideas happen and we are here to marvel at their beauty ... the time and money spent on it ... and the sleepless nights they spent perfecting their craft.

Structure: Shiziguan Floating Bridge

Location: City of Enshi, Xuan'en County of Southwestern Hubei Province.

Year Opened: The bridge opened to the public on May 1, 2016

Description: The Shiziguan floating bridge in China is one of the most spectacular bridges in the world ... it is surrounded by lush green forests, and the wooden plank bridge runs through the middle of the river, at the water level. It is also known as the Shiziguan Water Highway, Water Plank Road, or Long Bridge of Dreams.

It is made up of pontoon sections that are connected to each other via a locking system. The pontoons are made of steel and are filled with foamy materials to keep the bridge afloat. The locking system allows the bridge to accommodate the river currents and the weather conditions. Pedestrians can also use the bridge as a walkway. It can accommodate 1000 people at a time.

Walking or driving on the bridge gives tourists an eerie feeling and the stupefying perception and awareness that one is walking on the water's surface. It’s 1,640 feet long stretch and 4.5 meters wide, built over a circuitous turquoise (greenish blue ) river along Qingjiang River. The water depth is 60 meters. The bridge has a speed limit, to keep water from splashing and creating big waves. 

I hate driving on bridges but Shiziguan Floating Bridge looks like a straight-up nightmare. It is one of the rare places where you and your car can get seasick simultaneously.

Floating Bridge In China | Shiziguan floating bridge #floatingbridge #china

Oo Nga Naman

It is ironic. Ikaw na nga ang nagbigay ng pagkain sa isang libreng hapunan ... 

Tapos mapapraning ka pa kung kailan ibalik ang mga kutsara at pinggan.

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