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Oxymoron 101

           

Oxymorons are figures of speech that are contradictory, antithetical ... opposing  ... and are at odds when grouped together. To understand it better ... it is a phrase that combines two words that seem in conflict ... or incompatible with each other.

The classic example of an oxymoron is DEAFENING SILENCE. The night is silent or quiet... and you can almost hear the pin drop.  How could you possibly combine silence with deafening? Meron bang " nakakabinging katahimikan" in real life? The two words are "in opposition" to each other ... no question about it. 

But there was a time in my life when I agreed I could use deafening to describe silence. That was the time when I was sick ... and I was left alone in the house.  The situation was so surreal ... because I even saw myself covering my ears. The tranquility was so eerie ... it was deafening because I could even hear my heartbeat ... and the house gecko making that guttural "squawk" was magnified ten times more ... enough to give me a good scare.

So oxymoron's words clash ... and if you just pause for a while and clear your thoughts ... the doubting Thomas in you will make your hands up and retreat at the end ... and become a new convert ... yes oxymoron's two words can be combined to make a phrase. Take these examples:

1. EXACT ESTIMATE - Estimate means you roughly CALCULATED ... it is an "EDUCATED GUESS".  All you did was APPROXIMATE ... so how on earth could you possibly say ... it is EXACT? How could you possibly say it is CORRECT and ACCURATE in every detail ... when what you did is only SPECULATE and ESTIMATE?

Exact Estimate is an oxymoron.

2. FOUND MISSING - This is another oxymoron. Is this for real? How can you found something that is missing? If you are missing ... you are GONE ... you were LOST ... you were MISPLACED. You are nowhere to be found. Placing found next to missing seems incongruent.

The phrase "found missing" is correct and usable in written English. You can use this phrase to indicate that something has been absent ... missing ... or can't be found. For instance, "The championship trophy was found missing from the glass case in an empty hallway of the university's athletic building."

See English language can welcome all kinds of abnormality ... oddity and irregularity into its tent ... making it an anomaly if you start asking questions. 

Oxymoron Part 2

 

I spent the whole night thinking what other oxymorons I can write here ...  just to drive home a point. 

Just like idiomatic expressions ... oxymorons can be CLEARLY CONFUSING (hey guys ... if you are not following you almost missed the capitalized word is another example of oxymoron - a phrase that consists of two ill-matched words ... very uncomplimentary with each other ... sounding discordant in every way. Confusing is a baffling puzzle ... and using clearly as an adverb to describe confusing seems poles apart.

Clearly confusing means - Malinaw pa sa tanghaling tapat that the situation lacks clarity of meaning ... causing confusion and perplexity. 

Here are other oxymoronic examples:

1. BIG BABY - babies are supposed to be small ... and in this oxymoron ... big was the adjective ... used to describe the baby. At first glance ... the words seemed at odds when placed side by side ... but after critical thinking, it makes perfect sense - a big baby - is a phrase coined to mean an adult that is prone to immature behavior associated with babies ... like crying or temper tantrums.

2. FULLY EMPTY -is another example.  Are you crazy? How can it be FULL when it is almost EMPTY a novice asked ... because she was confused about what its literal meaning is all about? But fully empty here means ... completely empty. Do you get the drift?

3. PRETTY UGLY - I always hear this oxymoron that pairs words that contradict each other. Small kids use this ... when they start describing somebody as pretty ... but at the end add the word ugly as a punch line ... or as an afterthought?

Pretty ugly means someone has a great figure and a sexy body ... but she has a face ... only her mother could love. In Tagalog sila yong mga hipon - maganda ang katawan ... pero ang mukha ... matatakot ka.

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Utang Meme

I was browsing the internet marami na rin palang mga utang memes na matagpuan dito. Here are some pangungutang reminders to live by... na dapat isapuso natin at gawing gabay sa pagtahak natin sa buhay.

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Huli Ang Pagsisisi

Walang happy ending sa Nangungutang at Nagpapautang. Pakinggan ang kanilang mga himutok.

NAGPAPAUTANG: Ang mali ko lang ... ay naniniwala akong MAGBABAYAD ka

NANGUNGUTANG: Ang mali ko lang ... ay naniwala akong hindi mo ako SISILINGIN.

Utang Na Loob ... Huwag Kang Mangutang!

Bakit kasi utang ng utang ka ... kung alam mo ... deep in your heart na hindi ka makabayad. Hindi ninyo ba kilala ang inyong mga sarili? Hindi mo alam na kung mangutang ka ngayon ... para ka na ring kumuha ng martilyo at ipukpok sa ulo ninyo?

You know pretty well na kung mangutang ka ... come hell or high water ... maniningil talaga yan.  Hindi man lang ba sumagi sa isip mo yan? Not unless wala ka talagang intensyong magbayad ... at tuwang-tuwa ka pang nangutang dahil wala naman sa bokabularyo mo ang magbayad.  Ipinag-dasal mo pa na sana ma-untog ang ulo ng nagpautang sa iyo at magka-amnesia siya ... at presto ... you are free as a bird at forgotten na ang mga utang mo. Ganoon na ba ang bagong uso at kalakaran ngayon?

Money does not grow in trees na ipikit na lang ng nagpautang sa iyo ang mata niya ... at hahayaan niya na lang ikaw kung kailan ka magka-konsiyensiya at magbayad.

Hindi mo tatay o kuya ang inuutangan mo ... at panatag talaga ang loob mo na maintiendihan ka niya? Napaka-entitled  mo naman na basta na lang kalimutan ng nagpautang ang hard-earned money niya na inipon pa niya sa pagtitipid at pagbudget  ng mabuti sa kanyang pinagiingatang pera. 

How convenient na ikaw pa ang magdesisyon kung magbayad ka o hindi.  Ikaw pa ang may ganang magalit kung sinisingil ka. At ilang beses ka na bang nagsisinungaling ... mapa-alis mo lang sa harap mo ang pesteng dating kaibigan na akala mo ay kaibigan mo ... yon pala ay araw-arawin ang pagdalaw sa iyo ... na parang may taning na ang buhay mo.

At palagi ka na lang na-stress. Naging magulatin ka pa at konting kuskos lang akala mo ... yong taong maniningil na ang nasa likod mo. At nakikita mo ba ang sarili mo ... na tago ka ng tago ... sisilip sa bintana bago umalis ... at lingon ng lingon ka kung nasa labas na. Pag gabi hindi ka makatulog ... at kung araw naman hindi ka maka-focus ... at lutang na lutang.

Sino ba ang pinagtaguan mo ... ang taong nagpautang sa iyo o ang sarili mo na parang hindi mo na kilala?  Wala ka nang freedom ... tinalo mo pa ang mga bilanggo ... nasa labas ka nga ... pero tinalo mo pa ang may parusang life imprisonment ... kasi wala ka nang peace of mind ... bawat galaw mo may nakaambang panganib at peligro - kesyo baka pikon na pikon na ang nagpautang ... at baka mag-run amok or mag-hara kiri ... or ipa-barangay ka dahil wala kang pakialam sa mga dapat responsibilidad mo.

Tanongin nga kita: bakit napilitan kang nangutang? Dahil ba ito sa kayabangan mo ... na nakita mo lang na nagpaBoracay ang kapitbahay ninyo ... aba ayaw mo talagang magpatalo. Ano sila lang ba ang may karapatang magbakasyon?

Dahil ba ito sa kaibigan mo na may bagong Ipad PRO and Air Model ... at gusto mo lang mapatunayan an kung ano ang kaya niya ... kaya mo rin? O ayan nagka-letse-letse na ang buhay mo dahil sa pangungutang ... hindi mo ba tinanong ang sarili mo na kung hindi ka lang mayabang ... sana wala kang ganyang problema sa ngayon?

Isip-isip lang mga tol. Why do you have to keep up with the Joneses kung hindi mo naman kaya?