Miss Universe Organization Statement

 

MUO Circus

The pageant world is going abuzz what with pageant memes being circulated around. I never have seen such a response and our readers are invited to join the melee and share your thoughts.

This is not an ordinary scandal - a true blue pageant fan worth his salt needs to speak up so we can take the public pulse and show where they stand.

The images below are a collage of memes published in blogs ... and as days progressed  ... the content is getting bolder and more daring.

Miss Universe and Fake Inclusivity: This LEAKED VIDEO could be the downf...

Slip Of The Pen

A slip of the pen is a mistaken piece of writing when something else is intended.

It refers to unintentional errors made while writing often involving mistakes in spelling, grammar, or using incorrect words.

Sa slip of the pen na ito ... 5 interpretation lang ang mabuo sa nakabasa nito.

1. First interpretation - pagkatapos mo mag-eat all you can ... bibigyan ka ng libreng sabon ... bilang pasasalamat sa pagkain mo sa eatery nila.

2. Second interpretation - Pwedeng kamayan ang style sa restaurant na ito ... at pagkatapos mong kumain ... pwede mong gamitin ang sabon nila para may panghugas ka ng mga kamay mo.

3. Third interpretation - Honest mistake ... hindi talaga alam ng gumawa ang right spelling ng SOUP.

4. Fourth interpretation - Yong fried chicken nila ... baka sabon ang gravy.

5. Fifth interpretation - The mistake was not deliberate or had no bad intent. Tao lang ... nagmamadali lang kasi.

Kita ninyo? Kaya kung kayo ang na-atasang sumulat ... basahin ninyo at i-proof read ang mga pinapaskel ninyo. If I am the owner of the restaurant ... I will be extremely offended dahil ayaw kong ... mag-boomerang ang sisi sa akin ... at sabihin okay lang sa akin ang mga glaring errors na ganyan.

You're fired!

Slip Of The Tongue

An occasional slip of the tongue ... or a slip of the pen is normal and is quickly forgiven by the person listening or reading... that is ... if they even notice it. Even when they do, most people most of the time will recognize a slip of the tongue or pen for what it is and realize that what you meant to say or write ... is not what you did say or write.

I was shopping at CitiMall in Passi City last Sunday when I saw a Filipina and her white hubby in tow doing groceries ... and suddenly the lights went off.

Hubby: BROWN-OUT at this time of day?

Wifey: It is all fun in the Philippines honey ... and that includes POWER OUTRAGE!

Then she gave the Filipino shoppers who were amused at their exchange ... a look as though she was saying: "O kitam naka-English ako."

Look lady ... just so you know ... POWER OUTRAGE is not the same as POWER OUTAGE!

Arianna Padrid

Congratulations Arianna Padrid for winning World Top Model 2024 First Runner-Up.

Amazing Earth

 If Dingdong Dantes has Amazing Earth on TV ,,, this blog has an Amazing Earth series that will leave you breathless as your jaw drops either of disbelief or a state of shock.  Let me remind our readers that the photos are not ours ... so kudos to the person who owns the images.  We are just too happy to share them with you ... that man since time immemorial has created a lot of stupefying ideas only a genius can think.  They made these ideas happen and we are here to marvel at their beauty ... the time and money spent on it ... and the sleepless nights they spent perfecting their craft.

Structure: Heaven Gate Arch

Location: Tian Men Mountain Yongding District Zhangjiajie China

Year Created: Early in the Ming Dynasty a wooden memorial gate covered in yellow-glazed tiles was built on the present site. Known as the Gate of Receiving Grace from Heaven (Chengtianmen), it burned down and was later rebuilt in 1465 during the reign of the Ming Emperor Xianzong.

Description: Heaven Gate Arch is considered the highest naturally formed arch measuring 130 meters high 55 meters wide and 60 meters in depth. Tourists can ride via cable cars and when they reach the place they can walk kilometers on pathways built on the cliff face. To reach the top of this landmark a tourist worth his salt has to brave 999 steps on the stairway to heaven.