Slip Of The Pen

A slip of the pen is a mistaken piece of writing when something else is intended.

It refers to unintentional errors made while writing often involving mistakes in spelling, grammar, or using incorrect words.

 I can't help but ask:

1.  What meal do they serve there?

2.  Turo- turo ba?

3. Smorgasbord?

4. Eat all you can?

5.  Is it a kiddie meal or Meals on Wheels?

6, Is it a TV dinner or a value meal

7. Is it a picnic or a potluck?

8. Is it continental breakfast or brunch?

You see the list will go on and on ... and that's because of your wanton disregard and your reckless and sloppy belief that everybody is forgiving ... and will just shrug off your semantic deficit and say, "he meant well ... ibalato na lang natin ang blunder sa kanya". Well ... not all the time sir!

And for a humor writer like me, I put malice and meaning to any word you use. I blame your thoughtless syntax because making people laugh or smile is very hard these days. After seeing the restroom image above, I don't have control over what kind of humor I will apply.  

From slapstick humor, it crumbles, decomposes, and follows the road to toilet humor. 

Much that I don't want to go that route ... I am human ... with all its weaknesses and frailty.