One Liners

Happiness and contentment are not about GETTING all that you want.

It is about APPRECIATING and ENJOYING whatever there is that you have.

 

Pinoys Brand of Answer

Question: Paano mo ginawa yan?

Answer: Madali po (Wala bang mas vague pa na sagot?)

One Liners

TOOTH DECAY is real.  This happens  when acid is produced from plaques which can lead to dental caries (holes in the teeth), and gum disease.  

TRUTH DECAY in the media is also real. Journalists that are murdered to silence them is one form of censorship ... and the most effective way to sweep the problem under the rug is to handcuff the truth wanting to come out!

Women are like ...

                                                                        Lovi Poe ABS CBN and GMA

Women are like ... waves.

We can't STOP them from coming, but we can choose which one to SURF.

Questions You Thought Don't Have Answers

Question:  Is New York Time Square really a square? 

Answer: Time Square functions as a town square, but is not geometrically a square.  It is closer in shape to a bowtie, with two triangles emanating roughly north and south from 45th Street, where Seventh Avenue intersects Broadway. The area is bounded by West 42nd street, West 47th street, 7th Avenue, and Broadway.

Dumb Questions

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Oscar: Ang uod ba pag namatay ... inu-uod din?

Butch: Hindi ... nilalanggam. Hahaha!

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