"The truth cannot be hidden forever."

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It's A Mad Mad World

 A climate of stupidity made this collection possible.

It chronicles the most outrageous occurrences of shortsightedness, incompetence, and poor judgment.

Not all characters in these dispatches are stupid.  Some are merely ridiculous or momentarily inept.

Others are very bright people who become innocently entangled in improbable situations that turned out to sound stupid.

The papers that reported these occurrences are all reputable mainstream bastions of journalism.

Thanks to them, for without their efforts we will never see any strange news from this strange planet.

Although a lot of us are worried about the threat of crimes in our neighborhood.  The good news is, that there are plenty of crooks who don't realize that they are their worst enemy.

Are you ready? Here we go!

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HONEST CRIMINAL:

In Glasgow, Warren Gillen was arrested for robbing a bank. Police put him on a lineup, but nobody has identified him.

Warren made a mistake when after the lineup is done, he complained that nobody has identified him.

Source: More News of the Weird

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Short Circuit

When Imee Marcos was elected Senator, we never heard of her. She is just like Lito Lapid - non-existent and missing in action. She remained in the shadows while the rest of the senators have issues to deal with, she was there ... only illusory. Para siyang filler ... makompleto lang ang 12.

When BBM filed his COC, Imee came out of her cocoon. The once sleeping senator becomes feisty, fiery, and gritty. Now she acts like a little Vice President with all her suggestions. Her one-liner with Karen Davila is pregnant with all sarcasm and contempt.  See what little powers can do?

Something To Think About

 

Before and After

 

It's A Mad Mad World

 A climate of stupidity made this collection possible.

It chronicles the most outrageous occurrences of shortsightedness, incompetence, and poor judgment.

Not all characters in these dispatches are stupid.  Some are merely ridiculous or momentarily inept.

Others are very bright people who become innocently entangled in improbable situations that turned out to sound stupid.

The papers that reported these occurrences are all reputable mainstream bastions of journalism.

Thanks to them, for without their efforts we will never see any strange news from this strange planet.

Although a lot of us are worried about the threat of crimes in our neighborhood.  The good news is, that there are plenty of crooks who don't realize that they are their worst enemy.

Are you ready? Here we go!

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HIEROGLYPHICS

Albert Goldsband walk inside the bank in San Bernardino California, went straight to the teller, and give her a note demanding money. 

When the teller can't read the note Albert pulled out his toy gun. But the teller was already on her way to her supervisor to help her figure out the message.

Albert panicked and retreated and went to a restaurant nearby that is frequented by the police. He was arrested right away.

Source: San Francisco Chronicle