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Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Animals Doing The Work of Humans?


If animals could do the work of humans, what would it be?

1. Spider - Web Designer
2. Owl - Proofreader
3. Dog - Security Guard
4. Firefly - Solar Light Installer
5. Elephant- Fire Man
6. Doves - Mail Man/Messenger
7. Giraffe - Basketball Player
8. Horse - Secretary of Transport
9. Cat - Gymnastic Olympian (a la Carlos Yulo)
10. Earthworm - Farmer
11. Squirrel - Stunt Man, Daredevil
12. Bee - Movie Reporter, A Maritess
13. Ant - Soldier
14. German Shepherd - PDEA Agent
15. Dragon - Fire Starter
16. Fish - Life Guard
17. Tarsier - CCTV operator
18. Butterfly - Influencer

Avoid These Animals In The Workplace


Animals That Should be Avoided in a Workplace. They don't possess the right attributes employers are looking for.

1. Snake - they are ambush predators, traitors, backstabbers, and double dealers.

2. Sloth - they are lazy and work-shy. They are averse to work or they just want to avoid it.

3. Tortoise - They are shy and timid. The workplace needs pro-active thinkers, not somebody who will curl up and hide.

4. Parrot - They speak their minds without any worries about whether somebody will get upset or not.

5. Jellyfish.  They have a deadly touch or they can give you a kiss of death.

6. Spider - They can spin an invisible web, a manipulative and deceptive act followed by a passive waiting game to catch unsuspecting prey.

7. Turtle - They are slow-moving and un-energetic. They are almost dreamy and procrastinating.

8. Dogs - They love to lick the boss's ass to get what they want. They are too friendly with big bosses and people in authority.

9. Bats - They are nocturnal ... so they can't possibly work at daytime. Besides they love nocturnal outings and wanderings which makes them somnolent in the morning.

10. Guinea Pigs - They are instinctually wired to hide ... and prevent self from being seen.

10. Vulture- They feed on carrion and dead and decaying flesh almost similar to people who prey greedily on others especially the helpless.

11. Crocodile - They are drama queens. They can give you a phony display of emotion ... insincere sorrow or remorse. The expression "crocodile tears" comes from the fact that crocodile release tears triggered by eating. (fake crying)

Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Caption That


A lot of sob stories and heartbreakers had a happy ending because people never say die.  They kept on trying to persevere even when there was no hope in sight. 

It really does not matter how slow and tedious the process is ... as long as you don't stop.

Never Give Up. Even when the odds are stacked against you. Let us always hope against hope.  

In the image ... even when the frog is ready to throw in the towel ... he holds on throttling the pelican's neck hoping that if he can't breathe ... he has to spit him out.

Alice Guo - Naka Alice Na


Here is the latest s-LICE of news sa mga madlang people - saan mang metropo-LICE at acropo-LICE sa bansa. 

Bamban mayor A-LICE Guo ay uma-LICE na.  Po-LICE are investigating kung sino ang mga accomp-LICE sa kanyang pagtakas ...at kung sino ang nagwawa-LICE ng mga ebidensiya sa kanyang mabi-LICE ma pag-eskapo.

Sp-LICE videos said ... she made an exit backdoor ... going to Ma-LICE-ia, Singapore ... then Indonesia. 

I am saying this without ma-LICE. Si A-LICE ay parang kuto ... (louse or hair-LICE) magaling tumali-LICE at magtago saan mang may buhok. Insekto silang matu-LICE who make their home in human hair ... and feed on the hosts blood and flesh  (f-LICE).

Di ba sa nature ng trabaho niya ... making her office as a cover to hide the four S - seamy, seedy, sordid, and the squalid side of POGO ... they basically feast on the victim's blood and flesh.


Monday, August 19, 2024

Nathaniel Tiu - Mr. Earth International 2024



"My Mama in heaven ... this is for you." This is the first word, Nathaniel Tiu ... the winner of Mr. Earth International 2024 had said after winning the title.

Short ... but sweet. And heartfelt. Congratulations!


Sunday, August 18, 2024

Oageant Result: Mr. Earth International 2024


The winners of Mister Earth International 2024 from left to right: Ivan Andres Morejon - Ecuador - Mr. Earth Air 2024, Nathaniel Tiu - Philippines- Mr. Earth International 2024 - Winner, Diego Gonzalez Argueda - Costa Rica - Mr. Earth Water 2024 and Kidanny Flores Guzman - Puerto Rico - Mr. Earth Fire 2024.  The pageant was held in Santa Maria Colombia last August 17, 2024.

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