Dyuk ... Dyuk ... Dyuk

Nestor: Ang hirap pala KALABANIN ... ang pagiging mangungutang ko.

Ariel: Ano ang ginagawa mo para kalabanin ito?

Nestor: KINAKAMPIHAN ko na lang ... para wala nang issue.

Choice Cuts

(Some Pinoy programs on TV barely make a glitch on our radar screen, but there were lines uttered that invaded our collective consciousness so much so that we find ourselves echoing its most famous lines in our everyday conversations. Some lines manage to put a smile on our faces making us happy and contented.

Whether intentional or accidental, the classic lines resonate with us, because we can relate to the scene and see our lives being lived out onscreen.)

(Eksena sa Dirty Linen. Mila and Onore talking about the Chief of Police of Alhambra)

Onore: Mahirap para sa akin na isipin na may illegal na ginagawa ang hepe namin. At kilala ko rin siya.

Mila: Pero tama ba ang ginagawa niya Onore?  NAMUMULAT na ang mata mo sa katotohanan ... at ngayong GISING ka na ... malaking kasalanan ang PUMIKIT ... 

Caption That

A blog reader emailed us and he wants us to Share a Laugh and possibly ask our readers to CAPTION IT. Although Viewpoint and Mindset think it is not the usual stuff you see in this blog, it recognizes our need to laugh, smile and break the monotony once in a while. We need humor/funny photos to perk up our day and we started it with Men are like ... and so far a lot of our readers like it judging from the comments we received. Times are hard and we need a breather... and a few laughs. So if you have funny pictures with you please email it to us thru the comment section. And to our blog readers, we invite you to CAPTION THE PHOTO in the COMMENTS section.

     Pinoy Toxic Mindset: Nagtipid in 1 Month ... Ginastos in 1 Day

Choice Cuts

 

Abraham's One Liner

 

A Slip Of The Pen?

An occasional slip of the tongue ... or a slip of the pen is normal and is quickly forgiven by the person listening or reading... that is ... if they even notice it. Even when they do, most people most of the time will recognize a slip of the tongue or pen for what it is and realize that what you meant to say or write ... is not what you did say or write.

VIOLET kamote makes you VIOLENT ... says who? Come to think of it ... it only cost a cheap P25.00 to egg you to go on a rampage and run "amok"?

So please be careful with what you write. A little error in your spelling ... can be deadly.

Question of the Day

Question: Sa mga babae diyan... we want to hear from you. Ano ang gagawin mo sakali mang may isang walang modong kaluluwa sa bus ang magsampay ng kanyang buhok sa harapan mo?

Answer: Pumili lang ng sagot sa ibaba.  Kung meron kang ibang sagot (basta bago, clever and original ... i-reconsider natin.

() - putulin mo ng walang paalam.

() - alokin mo kung gusto niyang magpa-blow-dry.

() - itali mo ang buhok sa upuan ... nang mahimas-masan

() - imbitahin mo baka gusto ng libreng rebond

() - suklayin mo

() - i-hair dye mo ng blue

() - mag-promo ka ng trim

() - lagyan mo ng bubble gum

() - sasabunutan mo

() - i-braid mo

() - Magandang hair accessories ang lato-lato

() - Lalagyan mo ng kuto

() - Guntingin para gawing wig