For Emergency Auction

For immediate bidding: some neighborhood Marisol and Marites.  In good health and shape. In fine fettle ... and excellent condition.

Everything is hale and hearty - all spare parts especially the eyes, the ears, the tongue, the heart, and the mind are in tip-top state ... topnotch and first rate.

And hear this ... they can double as radar, CCTV, or wi-fi (wireless fidelity) ... their newsability and reach are like TV Patrol ... their frequency and signal a la ABS CBN ... their gossip content ... Cristy Fermin-like.