*BABY KALMA* HINDI PORKE'T USO AY TAMA NA! | Fr. Joseph Fidel Roura

Ano Ang Pagkaiba?

Bata 1 : Nay ... alam kong hindi dapat mainggit ... pero BEEF ang ulam ng ating kapitbahay.

Nanay: Ano pa ba ang reklamo mo anak ... CHICKEN naman itong sa atin?

Tatay: Tumahimik nga kayong dalawa sa kaartehan ninyo ha ... ano ba ang pinagkaiba doon? Pareho lang namang NOODLES yon.

Pinocchio In Our Midst

 I don't intend to become an entertainment news reporter ... it is just that I was amused with what is going on with our noontime shows. The daily "tug-of-war" in the ratings is making the show's host teetering on the precipice - where they issue potentially perilous statements or place them in an uncertain and embarrassing state.

A case in point is Joey de Leon's over-the-top comments with too cringey "kayabangan" undertones when he said: Umabot lang ang Its Showtime ng 15 years ... pwede na siyang lumuhod sa kanila." Now he is putting himself in a cringe and awkward position whether he will HONOR (pardon the redundancy) the time-HONORed and stereotypical  "word of HONOR" ...  a commitment that he will do as promised like an oath or a pledge. Or a solemn vow ... na LULUHOD siya at kakainin ang kanyang salita.

His mistake was that he was not cautious and careful ... nor did he try to do research about It's Showtime ... which will be celebrating its 15th anniversary this October 2024 ... meaning the Madlang people will see Joey de Leon "KNEEL" in its full regalia and splendor in the next six months. I can't wait.

As I told you in my previous post ... I witnessed Joey playing with words before ... at walang halaga sa kanya ang kanyang mga salita niya ... and just like any slippery eel nilulusutan ang dapat lusutan.  Now he is singing a different tune ... hindi naman daw It's Showtime ang kanyang pinaparinggan kundi mga bloggers. Sensing the future embarrassment ... dahil matabil siya ... the spin doctor in him made him spew lies and bend the truth one more time.

He is a modern Pinocchio all right.

To the uninformed ... Pinocchio is a puppet who is being punished for every lie that he tells by undergoing further growth of his nose. The more lies he tells ... the longer it becomes.  There was one point when his nose was elongated ... he could not even go through the door of his room.

By the way ... tanong ng isang certified Kapamilya: " kung hindi Its Showtime ang pinaparinggan mo ... then sino ang show na wala sa Top 5 World's longest show and need umabot ng 15 years ... bago luhuran?"

Vice Ganda - Spontaneous Comedian

In the segment Expecially For You ... Vice Ganda displayed again he is a spontaneous jokester. He has a natural impulse or tendency ... his jokes are unsolicited and unplanned.  His jokes make you suspect it was carefully prepared beforehand ... but it was not. His comment just fell from out of the blue, unrehearsed, unplanned, voluntary ... an impromptu or a spur-of-the-moment remark.

After seeing the third searchee in the segment Vice noticed her perfect nose ... she said ang dulo ng ilong ay aabot na sa Eat Bulaga? At the start wala pa akong reaction ... pero tinanong ko ... paano naman pumunta sa Eat Bulaga ang joke?

Matalino si Vice ... and knowing him ... hindi basta lalanding ng basta basta ang Eat Bulaga sa joke na walang man lang relevance.

Knowing the story of Pinocchio ... at yong mahaba niyang ilong ... Joey is now making his initial strides para gumawa ulit ng panibagong kasinungalingan para mapalambot ang mga naghihintay na madlang people who is all eager to see ng pagluhod ng mga tala. At pagbawas ng kahambogan.

This early stage of the game ... para na ring siyang LUMUHOD.

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Time is gratis - FREE of charge and without recompense ... but it has incalculable VALUE or WORTH.

You can't keep it in your  POSSESSION ... but you can MAKE USE or BENEFIT from it.

You can't HOLD nor KEEP it ... but you can WASTE and SPEND it without your knowledge.

We always think ... we have ENOUGH time. Little did we know we just have a FEW left.

We can never make up for the lost time.  As we squandered it ... we can't get it back ... anything that is LOST is lost forever.

The Battle of Noontime Shows

Bilog ang mundo.  Eat Bulaga na dati ay sa GMA nasa TV5 na ... at ang It's Showtime na dati sa TV 5 ay nasa GMA na. Was that a twist of fate ... a coincidence ... or somebody concocted a genius "noontime duel" mano a mano ... para mas lalong bumango at pagusapan ang dalawng show.

When It's Showtime decided na mag-over the bakod sila sa GMA ... almost every day their ratings have gone to the roof ... DWARFING the once GIANT - Eat Bulaga.

Araw araw may mga pasaring ang bawat kampo ... at si Cristy Fermin bumubuga ng apoy. Walang nagpapatalo. Pati mga host ay sumali na rin. This prompted Joey de Leon na mangantiyaw na: "Umabot lang ang Its Showtime ng 15 years ... pwede na akung lumuhod sa kanila."

Hello ... Mr. Joey de Leon. Is that for real? Hindi mo ba alam na this October ... ay anniversary nila ... and 15 years to be exact? To the uninformed It's Showtime started October 24, 2009.

Ayan tuloy ... hinihintay ng It's Showtime fans ang pagluhod ng mga tala.

Ikaw kasi mayabang.  Magreasearch muna bago ... ibuka ang bibig.

If I know Joey ... sasabihin niyang hindi naman 15 years and sinabi niya ... 50 years.

Sigi magsinungaling pa more. May mga resibo ang mga fans ... kaya panindigan mo na JDL na may isa kang salita.

Sigurado ako ... mag-trending at mag-viral ito sakaling dumating ang araw na ito.