Question and Answer

When was the last time you had a good laugh? A laugh where you seemed suffocated ... when you were red all over ... or you were almost in tears ... or you peed or lost consciousness from the frivolity of it all?

We all love a good and funny question-and-answer segment in this blog. Like in pageantry, one poses a question, and the rest of us will find the funniest answer.

This is a compilation of the funniest, the silliest, and the most baffling trivia questions. If you found some of the questions ... and even the answers so inane and absurd ... welcome to this stupid nook ... where only the silly will thrive and survive.

Question: Yong taho ba ... kinakain o iniinom? At ano ba ang dapat gamitin ... straw or kutsara?

Walanghiya naman ... ang dami ng problema sa Pinas ... uunahin pa ba natin ito? Mas importante pa ba ito sa pambubully sa atin ng mga tsekwa sa West Philippine Sea?

Kung ako ay gutom ... wala along pakialam kung kinakain or iniinom. Ang importante hindi ako makahypoglycemia. Kung kinain man or ininom it really didn't matter. To each ... his own - meaning every one has the right to do their own preferences.

 

Seriously ... in my experience bilang nagbibigote nang adult ... ang kinakain natin for sure ... mga solid foods at ang iniinom naman ay liquid. Kung solid food ginagamit ang kutsara ... at straw naman kung liquid. Pag sago kinukutsara ... ang arnibal naman pwede ang straw. Pwede mo ring itungga na parang alak ... kung ayaw mo sa dalawa. Problema ba yon?

Pero kahapon ko nakita ko ang kaibigan ko ... ginagamitan ng straw ang taho kahit bumabara sa straw ang sago. Sa totoo lang wala akong pakialam. E di sumisipsip siya ... kung yon ang ikaliligaya niya. As we said to each ... his own!

Life Is Like

Life is like ... riding a bicycle.

You have to pedal to keep moving and maintain STEADINESS and FOOTING ... and BALANCE. We have to move forward despite obstacles ,,, you stop moving and you're dead.

Dumb Question

For those who want to lighten the mood, these funny stupid questions to ask are perfect for you. These questions will help you start a fun.

Question: May pahula-an ako sa inyo. Anong hayop ang may habit na ipakilala ang sarili ... by identifying who he is? Kahit hindi ka pa nangtatanong?

1 ... 2 ... 3... 4 ... 5. Ano sirit na? You can never find one except yong T-U-K-O ... T-U-K-O!

Mas honest pa sila sa tao ... huh?. Yong akyat-bahay pinasok na nga lahat ang bahay mo ... gigilitan ka pa sa leeg kung napikon sa mga tanong mo kung sino sila.

Yong tuko naman ... sakaling you are wondering kung sino ang kumakaluskos ... buong ningning silang nagpapakilala: " Si tuko po ito .... nagpaparamdam lang po!"

The Chinese Invasion

With all the news about China occupying areas in Scarborough Shoal... water cannon incidents seemed to be a regular fixture in every resupply mission... dangerous maneuvers from Chinese Maritime Militia vessels ... and daily obstruction from Chinese coast guards became a familiar scenario in the West Philippine Sea. The Chinese presence in that part of Philippine territory sounds threatening.

There's another part of the Philippines where the Chinese Pinoys make their presence felt ... and that's show business. They come in strong force it is almost like a Chinese invasion - no offense meant.

This type of invasion is a welcome treat ... as evidenced by Chinoys wanting to make it big in showbiz. A sizeable number had slowly but surely penetrated the area and there's possibly more. And based on those who succeeded in entrance ... they looked like a beautiful batch ... they deserved the fan adulation and patronage.

Look at their prototype - the Chinoy showbiz wannabe original and standard features on who will succeed in their search for the sun in the movie industry.

1, Vern Ong

2. Dustin Yu

3. Kimson Tan

4. Kyler Chua

5. Nikki Co

6. Van Allen Ong

7. Matthew Uy

8. Andrei King

Aside from those mentioned above... there are other models and social media influencers of Chinese pedigree who are making a name for themselves like Jayden Lim, Caleb Ong, Kane Dryden Lee, William Chiang, Renz Tantoco, Chollo Sotiangco, Ivang Chan, Miguel Ching, John Gil Co, Rancir Tan, JC Yan, Darwin Yu, Ali King and Chris Kong ... to name a few.

We also have the old reliable like: David Licauco, Ken Chan, Chris Tiu, Mike Tan, Richard Poon, Enchong Dee, Tim Yap, Dennis Trillo(Dennis Ho), Slater Young, Richard Yap, Manuel Chua, AJ Dee, Jason Dy, Hayden Kho, Mikee Lee, Ronnie Liang, Darryl Ong, JC Tiuseco, David Chua, Rico Yan,Michelle Dee, Kim Chiu, Kris Aquino, Kris Bernal, Marie Ongpauco Heart Evangelista, and Jennifer Lee.

Pageant Result: Mister World Fitness Supermodel 2024

The winners of Mister World Fitness Supermodel 2024 from left to right: Rhenzwin Corpuz - Philippines - Third Runner-Up, Zhong Shan - China - Second Runner Up, Boonyakorn Tajai - Thailand - Mister World Fitness Supermodel 2024 - Winner, Shubham Shinde - India - First Runner Up, and Ou Bin - China - Fourth Runner Up.  The pageant was held in Thailand last June 2, 2024.

A Play On Words

Hey guys ... listen. The statement in the image (if it is not a slip of the pen ... or somebody has not proofread what he wrote) is our mystery word or statement. Medyo confusing ang pagkagawa. Para itong palaisipan, a puzzle of sort.

His intention is to confuse us (the readers) and if three of us have three different interpretations ... he will be clapping with his feet because he is successful with his play of words. All we need is to be careful ... take it slowly and make sure we don't fall prey to his charming wordplays.

A play on words (or wordplay) is a literary technique in which the writer takes advantage of the ambiguities of how the phrase is worded to produce new and surprising meanings. This clever use of language shows the speaker or writer's skill, grabs the audience's attention, and often has a humorous effect.

So what did it mean to you when you read the message above? Did you get the answer right away ... or did you break your head trying to figure it out. 

1. Did you think for a minute that three eggs cost P240? That was very expensive don't you think?

2. Did you interpret it as P240 for one tray (you thought he meant tray instead of three).  That's why the price is just about right.

3. Did you assume that three trays are P240.  This one is too cheap?

Effective communication is accomplished only when the message is received and understood in the intended way. 

If the readers are confused ... the chances that they will buy is slim to none.

Pageant Result: Soltero 2024

The winners of Soltero 2024 from left to right: Marky Santos - Soltero Ambassador 2024, Mark Carbungco - Second Runner Up, Jomar Guinto - Soltero 2024 - Winner, Paul John Galang- First Runner Up and Tristan Hipolito- Mister Friendship. The pageant was held in Pampanga Philippines last June 9, 2024