Abraham's One Liner

 

Men Are Like ...

                                                                     Lloyd Figueras - Mister Teenager International Philippines 2024

Men are like ... mosquitoes.

Handa silang MAMATAY ... MAKAGAT ka lang.
 

Women Are Like ...

                                                                     Rabiya Mateo - Miss Universe Philippines  2020

Women are like ... basketball championship.

You don't know the WINNER ... till the last BUZZER.

Trivia

        Sushmita Sen- Miss Universe 1994 flanked by Minorca Mercado of Venezuela and Carolina Gomez of Colombia

Sushmita Sen - Miss Universe 1994 from India in her interview with Jessica Soho of GMA 7 was very surprised to know that after she won Miss Universe when Manila hosted Miss Universe for the very first time ... a lot of parents named their daughter born that year Sushmita in respect and honor for her.

She said: ..." But Sushmita is not a Filipino name ... " and her eyes almost moved out of her sockets when Jessica presented 4 Filipino Sushmitas ... in flesh and blood.

To think there are still a lot of Sushmitas that did not show up.

Intriga Pa More

There are varied reactions from different sectors mula ng sumambulat ang mga leaked videos from MUO. May nang-iintriga at may nanunulsol.

Katulad ng lang ng mga Venezuelans .... galit na galit sila. Wala daw chance na makasungkit ng korona ang Venezuelans this year ,,, kasi isa sila sa nagpadala sa hindi mapaghindi-ang imbitasyon ni Khun Anne tungkol sa mga endangered speceis like mothers with children na wini-welcome ng buong puso ng bagong bihis na MUO. Katulad ng Miss Venezuela 2024 na si Ileanna Marquez na isang nanay.

Babalik na lang daw ang tiwala nila ... kung isa sa mga nasyon na buong giting nagpadala ng kandidatang believed to be near extinction ang mananalo this year.

Knowing Khun Anne and his flair for dramatics ... kakagat kaya sila sa intriga ... para mapunuan ang kanilang mga pagkukulang?

That will be another controversy in the making - dahil pag nangyari yan wala silang consistency ... wala silang isang salita ... at dahil lang ba sa nahuli sila ... they will be singing a different refrain?

Usapang Gulay

 

(May tinatanong ang talong sa bawang)

Talong: Pwede mag-TALONG?

Bawang: BAWANG po.

Talong: Bakit BAWANG ... eh nagta-TALONG lang naman ako?

Bawang:  Basta BAWANG ... ang kulit eh. (sabay ismid)

Talong: Eh ... bakit ka GARLIC?

(Walang-hiya ... mga ngongo pala ang dalawang ito.)

Question and Answer

Blogging is not just about putting words on a page, it's an art form that requires creativity, craftsmanship, and attention to detail. It's a way to share your thoughts, opinions, and experiences with the world, and to connect with others who share your interests.

Chinkee Tan's post ... a case of life imitating art? Listen to this exchange at our class reunion.

Friend 1: What is the scariest experience you have in your life?

Friend 2: The scariest?  Siguro yong dinala ang asawa ko sa hospital ... at talagang walang-wala kami. Ang laking takot ko doon ah.  

Sa daan pa lang naglalaro ang kaba sa isipan ko: tatanggapin ba kami sa hospital? Paano na ... if they will ask for a deposit? Parang itong isang bangungot na binabalik-balikan ako ... even after hospitalization. Kaya one lesson learned. Be always prepared ... and the experience taught me how.

If you asked me it is not life imitating art. Responsible people should be one step ahead of every game. Parang silang boy scout: Laging Handa.

Take control  ... and do what is RIGHT ... even though it is not easy.