Malapropism Example Live

I was visiting my friend's grandmother in the hospital ... and she said something like:

"The doctor has prescribed HELIUM to calm my nerves. I saw my friend shaking his head and he told me later: "What she's saying is VALIUM."

I just posted examples of malapropism the other day ... and this example was given to me LIVE? ... in person ... at mainit-init pa? What an honor!