Wednesday, August 21, 2024

Avoid These Animals In The Workplace


Animals That Should be Avoided in a Workplace. They don't possess the right attributes employers are looking for.

1. Snake - they are ambush predators, traitors, backstabbers, and double dealers.

2. Sloth - they are lazy and work-shy. They are averse to work or they just want to avoid it.

3. Tortoise - They are shy and timid. The workplace needs pro-active thinkers, not somebody who will curl up and hide.

4. Parrot - They speak their minds without any worries about whether somebody will get upset or not.

5. Jellyfish.  They have a deadly touch or they can give you a kiss of death.

6. Spider - They can spin an invisible web, a manipulative and deceptive act followed by a passive waiting game to catch unsuspecting prey.

7. Turtle - They are slow-moving and un-energetic. They are almost dreamy and procrastinating.

8. Dogs - They love to lick the boss's ass to get what they want. They are too friendly with big bosses and people in authority.

9. Bats - They are nocturnal ... so they can't possibly work at daytime. Besides they love nocturnal outings and wanderings which makes them somnolent in the morning.

10. Guinea Pigs - They are instinctually wired to hide ... and prevent self from being seen.

10. Vulture- They feed on carrion and dead and decaying flesh almost similar to people who prey greedily on others especially the helpless.

11. Crocodile - They are drama queens. They can give you a phony display of emotion ... insincere sorrow or remorse. The expression "crocodile tears" comes from the fact that crocodile release tears triggered by eating. (fake crying)

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